[jhb]a kid shot my car with a bb!!!

Posted by johnhardboiled on May 4, 2008, 3:24 p.m.

a kid shot me and my family!!! ok, so we were driving down the road to my house, when all of a sudden a bb hits the car and we're all like "wtf?!!" and my mom sees the kid, backs up, goes into the driveway, goes up to the kid and says loudly: "what do you think you're doing?! you just hit my car! where's your mom?! " then the kid says scaredly:

"um… uh… she's not here…"

"then who's with you?"

"um… m-my paw-paw…"

"i'm going to tell your 'paw-paw' what you've been doing out here!!"

"nooooooo!! don't he'll kill me!!"

then my mom walks to the trailer, knocks on the door, and a big ol' grizzly man walks out and says:

"what?"

"your kid is shooting at cars with a gun!" says my mom.

"WHAAAAT?!!!!!!!! c'mere you little *bleep*!!"

we heard the screams of the kid as he was dragged inside.

the entire way home, my mom was ranting about how the insurance 'might' cover it and the stupidity of the kid.

my game is coming along nicely;

Ferret Co, thanks for the notice; i found and fixed the error.

for those of you who don't want to download 8.17 megs just to see the graphics, here is a pic of my flower:

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3057/copyof2bu4.png

ok, as you can see i now have a banner! the fat just walks away is a line from doctor who season 4 episode 1. yes, thats me. yes, i know i have a cleft-chin like viggo mortensen.

and the game uploading doesn't work… please fix this.

ok, thats all for now.

Comments

SteveKB 16 years, 6 months ago

At least he was punished.:D

sludgames 16 years, 6 months ago

I don't think anyone wants to rape him.

johnhardboiled 16 years, 6 months ago

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by the way, you should put flowers in that child's hair until he smells of roses and dandelions.

scary…

couldn't i just eat him alive?

flashback 16 years, 6 months ago

I was thinking more along the lines of fire…

johnhardboiled 16 years, 6 months ago

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I was thinking more along the lines of fire…
well that would leave remnants… i think I'll call Andrew Zimmerman to eat his testicles/intestines/brain/penis/other body organs and skin… oya and blood… he's good like that. yeah, that would do nicely! I'll then call you to burn his remnants into nothing; his guts would bleed fat and get real messy.

johnhardboiled 16 years, 6 months ago

ok that made no sense…

IdiotProof 16 years, 6 months ago

Haha, I think it's funny your mom was still talking about the car as you were hearing the screams of some little kid as his dead beats on him.

thebogeyman 16 years, 6 months ago

Those sound like some real upper-class citizens.

ESA 16 years, 6 months ago

I always shoot cars with my bb gun… but I use those plastic pellets. I like the "plink" they make. But the plastic ones wouldn't do anything to the car.

That kid sounds like a messed up, and his dad sounds like an alcoholic. What a dsyfunctional family.

Anyway this blog seems to be your second here, and I haven't welcomed you yet, so welcome to 64digits.

sludgames 16 years, 6 months ago

no, just call chuck norris.