Yeah, my friend once said,
"You know, you're a real jack*** online." Today, I proved that.You see, a couple of days ago I got this delvilish idea to pit Johnny against Cloud on GMClan's laughing tavern. Johnny was winning by about 50%. I then asked Smoofano to rig the poll… Johnny now has about 99,900 votes where Cloud has 2. It's funny. I thought about this and got an eviler idea. People at GMClans mostly get Johnny. People on non-GM forums, however, do not. They don't know who that is. So, I decided to educate some people. I posted this on several non-GM forums:
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So, in a battle to the death, who would win?
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Let's go over the basics:Cloud--Big Sword-Spikey Hair-Appeared in six games supported by the creators(Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, Kingdom Hearts 2, Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 7-2: Dirge of Cerberus, and that Narikiri Dugeon rip SE made)Johnny--Gun-Long Nose which can be used to save self from falling off cliffs.-Appeared in fifteen games supported by the creator(Johnny, Johnny 2, Johnny 3: Moonlightification, Johnny 4: The Final Chapter, Johnny 5, Johnny 6, Johnny 7, Johnny 8: The Final Battle, Johnny 9: The Return, Johnny 10: Resurrection Of Mr. Candy Monster From Hell Part 31, Johnny 11: The Final PG Adventure(It's not though), Johnny's Odyssey, Johnny's Nightmare, Lloyd Owns fayt, Dragon War 2)Johnny Games:http://gamemakergames.com/?a=archive&submit=1&genre=All&order=game_name&show=50&rateonly=&searchtype=game_name&search=JohnnyPersonally, I think this is a lopsided bout. Just think about it: Johnny has a gun that he can shoot rapid fire from. He also can shoot lasers from his hands and has the ability to shrink and extend his nose. Omnislash? Shrink and all 20 hits will miss. Magic? In the time it takes to cast the magic, Johnny will shoot Cloud up dead. To be truthful, Cloud has no advantage over Johnny. He's a dull generic RPG hero. Johnny, on the other hand, is the perfect protagonist. He's got a long nose, he doesn't die when he falls off cliffs, he catches them with his nose, he loves everybody, he's already PWNed countless numbers of fayt leingods, and he has had a ton more experience than Cloud has. Let's be truthful, that punk Cloud couldn't touch a hair on Johnny's body.Anyone care to disagree?
orLet's go over the basics:Cloud--Big Sword-Spikey Hair-Appeared in six games supported by the creators(Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, Kingdom Hearts 2, Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 7-2: Dirge of Cerberus, and that Narikiri Dugeon rip SE made)Johnny--Gun-Long Nose which can be used to save self from falling off cliffs.-Appeared in fifteen games supported by the creator(Johnny, Johnny 2, Johnny 3: Moonlightification, Johnny 4: The Final Chapter, Johnny 5, Johnny 6, Johnny 7, Johnny 8: The Final Battle, Johnny 9: The Return, Johnny 10: Resurrection Of Mr. Candy Monster From Hell Part 31, Johnny 11: The Final PG Adventure(It's not though), Johnny's Odyssey, Johnny's Nightmare, Lloyd Owns fayt, Dragon War 2)Johnny Games:http://gamemakergames.com/?a=archive&submit=1&genre=All&order=game_name&show=50&rateonly=&searchtype=game_name&search=JohnnyPersonally, I think this is a lopsided bout. Just think about it: Johnny has a gun that he can shoot rapid fire from. He also can shoot lasers from his hands and has the ability to shrink and extend his nose. Omnislash? Shrink and all 20 hits will miss. Magic? In the time it takes to cast the magic, Johnny will shoot Cloud up dead. To be truthful, Cloud has no advantage over Johnny. He's a dull generic RPG hero. Johnny, on the other hand, is the perfect protagonist. He's got a long nose, he doesn't die when he falls off cliffs, he catches them with his nose, he loves everybody, he's already PWNed countless numbers of fayt leingods, and he has had a ton more experience than Cloud has. Let's be truthful, that punk Cloud couldn't touch a hair on Johnny's body.Anyone care to disagree?
some enviroments?? wtf?
Cloud appears with more than just horizontal movement in ALL OF HIS FREAKING GAMES! Do your research…You forget, he doesnt have genitals.
Lol. Chuck Norris kicks all *ss. xD
meh, even if that was true, cloud would just move around him while johnny would be flailing helplessly forward and backwards cursing mrkubus for not giving him a z axis…
You're still violating the Law of RPG Dimension. That arguement holds no ground because you're biasing in one character's place instead of an equal stage.
You ever notice that even though I posted that I was doing this to play with FF fanboys; you still came along to mess with me? ;P
johnny would win!
Fuck you SB.