Hello, brothers! I come to you today to defeat your ignorance of the racism found in Seiklus! I realize this post may spoil some things for you if you have not finished the game, however, these things must be revealed.
Now, let's look at Tapeworm. He's white. His avatar is white. He's from Louisiana, which used to be one of the southern slave states and contained a powerful KKK. This has influenced him in making the game Seiklus, as will be shown to all in this post. Now, it's the time for racial justice!Seiklus starts off with a WHITE man and a WHITE woman sitting on the cliff. They are looking at the shooting stars. Harmless WHITE stars are seen in the background, but evil, CHOCOLATE-colored stars start to fall near them, the first one missing its target. This first one missing the white man is a demonstration of how Tapeworm sees the black man. To him, the black man is too stupid to hit the white man, which is his goal. What is his goal? He wants the skinny white woman. You got that? THE BIG STRONG DUMB BLACK ROCK WANTS THE PRETTY SKINNY WHITE WOMAN! That is racism to say that blacks are both stupid and dumb and that white chocolate is a privilege to them.Now, the second rock is successful in hitting its target, which is the white man. Notice how the rock resorts to violence to get the woman. This says that black people can't accomplish anything without using force, whereas the "civilized" white man has an organized way of achieving his goals. That's just pure discrimination. Black people can be just as civilized as the white man!Now, let us continue. Immediately after being hit by the boulder, the white man falls from the sky into a field of black objects. Here this game is saying that the white man is divine and comes from heaven whereas the black man is weak and bound to lower blue-collar work. Yeah, look at that. The white man is higher than the black on the social ladder. What's with that?Now, continuing on, you'll notice the WHITE sun. Inside the WHITE sun is a BLACK ball. The black ball is an ANTAGONIST. THE BLACK BALL IS EVIL! WHY MUST THE BLACK BALL BE THE ENEMY HERE? Notice, the black ball is also stupid and mumbles filth and runs around, unknowing of its motives. That's showing that the black ball is uneducated, and stupid, no matter how high up he goes in life. Here, we have a snail, earth driven, and the white man who repeatedly bashes his skull in the ground. Tell me, is that not racist? Is it not racist that the white man is allowed to bash the already poor black man further down? I ask, why should the white man be able to walk over the toiling black man?Now, later in the game, you run into a cave, filled with MORE BLACK ANTAGONISTS!Notice, they are stupid too. They do not move to get you and they all return you to the same place once they catch you. THIS IS RACISM! WHY IS IT THE BLACKS ALWAYS MUST BE EVIL AND STUPID WHEREAS THE WHITE MAN MUST BE "GOOD"?More racism…Bashing more skulls of the black man into the ground. The white man must jump on the black man to get his riches. This is white supremacy, as the white man crushes the "stupid black Negro" as said in The Jungle by Upton Sinclair, in order to get his riches. Now, tell me, why is one of the goals of the game to suppress fine black folk minding their own business so that you can get their treasure? Why are there no white treasure chests?Here we have a large dominant white structure. Note all white things in this game are either good or large, because, you are wanted to see whites as supreme. Notice how black chains hold up this structure. BLACK CHAINS. IT LIVES BY USING THE BLACKS AS ITS SUPPORT! IT IS LIKE THE PLANTATION OWNER IN THE 1800S!Now, after finishing most of the game, the white man is reaccompanied with his white chocolate.Notice how he does so. He stands atop the back of the black man in order to achieve his goal. He is below the white man in this game!After the game, you are allowed to get all the white orbs, which are the most highly prized orbs in the game. ALL OTHER ORBS IN GAME ARE INFERIOR TO THE WHITE ORB! WHY IS THIS? AND WHEN YOU COLLECT THE WHITE ORB, WHAT DO YOU GET?White praise, that's what. This is a giant structure worshipping the white man. But that's not all, in that cave you accomplish a skill, where you see THIS!NOTICE! THE BLACK MAN LOCKED IN A CAGE LIKE THE ANIMAL HE IS! The creator sees black as animals and unworthy to be free. This is evil racism. It mumbles unclearly as an idiot, like the creator wants you to see the black man as!Now, after you go through all this racism, you reach the end…THE WHITE END! THE GOOD OF THE WORLD IN THIS GAME IS WHITE AND NOT BLACK! THIS IS EXTREME RACISM SAYING THAT NO MINORITIES WILL BE FOUND IN HEAVEN!Now, do you see how this racist propaganda known as Seiklus is corrupting the GM community? Truly, this is the most racist thing I have seen.<H6>BTW, for those of you who don't get it; it's a joke!</H6>
Though a good lawyer could convince that the game is racist to a judge but I highly doubt thats what the author meant. That wasnt a joke that was just stupid yet interesting.
ZOMG 64D is racist because the background is white!
This blog was stupid.u always make funny games….
Everyone elsewhere disagrees with you, Shadow. ;P
lol, never thought of the game in that way. :P
Lol never thought of it that way. Alyssa Valentine has no black characters. Might add a few.
you're a mental patient.
Someone has too much time.