Let's Light Someone's Account on Fire!

Posted by kafeithekeaton on Oct. 2, 2006, 8:19 p.m.

So, recently at GMClans, Sahanx has seriously been a pain. He's also Gamedev, which makes things worse. If you don't know who Gamedev is, just imagine a member that constantly gets banned and registers multiple accounts on forums(and who also argues against his own clan on seperate username). Yeah, I'm surprised we haven't banned him yet, we've been discussing it for a week or two.

So, being surprised, I talked to Smoofano in the GMG IRC. He said we're just waiting for Serr to give the go before Sahanx gets thrown in the burning pit of fire.

I then say to myself, "Self, let's have some fun with this, shall we?"

So, I PMed Sahanx this.

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Serr whom holds you from banishment, much as one holds a spider, or some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is dreadfully provoked: his wrath towards you burns like fire; he looks upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be banned. He is of purer eyes than to bear to have you in his sight; you are ten thousand times more abominable in his eyes than the most hateful venomous serpent is in ours. You have offended him infinitely more than ever than a poster that posted gay man porn; and yet it is nothing but his hand that holds you from being banned every moment. It is to be ascribed to nothing else, that you were not banned last night; that you are suffered to log in again on this site, after you closed your eyes to sleep. And there is no other reason to be given, why you have not been banned since you logged in, but that the admins haven't banned you. There is no other reason to be given why you have not been banned, since you have sat here in GMClans, provoking the admin’s pure eyes by your sinful wicked manner of attending their solemn website. Yea, there is nothing else that is to be given as a reason why you do not this very moment are banned.
Sinners in the Hand of an Angry God FTW!

He responded:

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Have you had any drug intake in the past few hours?

And who else did you send this to? xD
First off, he should know the answer to that. Secondly, just him. He doesn't get it does he? I was about to write a letter telling him that he should really repent to Serr, but I remember he was Gamedev and has done this thousands of times before across every GM forum known to man. So, I'm not even going to tell him the position he's in. So, Flashback's wish will finally come true!

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Let's torch them all :D

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I say we torch them all :D
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Can we ban him THEN torch him?
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I WANT TO SEE SOMEBODY'S ACCOUNT LIT ON FIRE HERE!
Merry Christmas, Flashback!

I love GMClans. XD

Comments

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kafeithekeaton 18 years, 1 month ago

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So…

Have you seen shadow yoshi's hitlist yet?
Is that that thing I proxy bombed?