Release me, yon dota!

Posted by kevboh on Jan. 18, 2007, 7:51 p.m.

Hello, my name is kevboh, and I have a problem. Every day, when I get home from work, I decide to <i>do</i> something. Something glorious; something that will benefit the world. Start a charity, perhaps. Or let women look at me.

Alas, these plans never reach fruition. Why?

I, my friend, am addicted to DotA.

"DotA," you say, the word rolling strangely over your tongue, "isn't that some warcraft III map?"

Yes, I would reply. You are correct.

But it is no mere map, my friend. IT IS MY BEING.

I whittle the hours away hunched over my lappy, eyes squinting as I creep my way towards a new level. Resounding shouts of "M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILLL" and "HOLY SHITT!" echo 'round my head and reverberate out of my room.

I'm not even that good, either.

Yours in addiction,

kevboh

Comments

beam 17 years, 10 months ago

i'm concerned for your well-being

Graydon 17 years, 10 months ago

Your addicted of Warcraft 3. Reign of chaos, or Frozen throne?

kevboh 17 years, 10 months ago

graydon what do you think I am, some sort of witless barbarian? FT, of course.

honestly.

Kaz 17 years, 10 months ago

Um, how can you be obsessed with leveling up? You can only get to lv 9 in WIII with any hero.

V 17 years, 10 months ago

XD

Kev hasn't really haven't BEEN sane at all, don't u know?

Graydon 17 years, 10 months ago

He talking about playing battle net, where people mod games into there own liking. Having any level cap they want.

Kenon 17 years, 10 months ago

Quote: Kaz
Um, how can you be obsessed with leveling up? You can only get to lv 9 in WIII with any hero.
Err… WRONG!!!!

try hero line wars. You can get up to lvl 120.

And in WIII, it's level 10. not 9.

Patrick7286 17 years, 10 months ago

Kaz, sometimes its best not to ask questions. lol

Kenon 17 years, 10 months ago

Also, I'm addicted too. I really need to get FT though.

I don't like DotA that much. But I know how to play… basically

DesertFox 17 years, 10 months ago

Never played DotA first time Id ever heard of it was BBQ4