Release me, yon dota!

Posted by kevboh on Jan. 18, 2007, 7:51 p.m.

Hello, my name is kevboh, and I have a problem. Every day, when I get home from work, I decide to <i>do</i> something. Something glorious; something that will benefit the world. Start a charity, perhaps. Or let women look at me.

Alas, these plans never reach fruition. Why?

I, my friend, am addicted to DotA.

"DotA," you say, the word rolling strangely over your tongue, "isn't that some warcraft III map?"

Yes, I would reply. You are correct.

But it is no mere map, my friend. IT IS MY BEING.

I whittle the hours away hunched over my lappy, eyes squinting as I creep my way towards a new level. Resounding shouts of "M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILLL" and "HOLY SHITT!" echo 'round my head and reverberate out of my room.

I'm not even that good, either.

Yours in addiction,

kevboh

Comments

twisterghost 17 years, 10 months ago

DotA makes me smile.

GameMakinRyan 17 years, 10 months ago

DotA is the worst warcraft map in the world. I hate it with every ounce of my emotions. Sadly I used to be addicted to it, I never lose with the Dwarven Sniper, yet I have realized its evil… It is a RIP OFF of Aeons of Strife, and a bad one at that. The fact that DotA has a CAL leage makes me want to slap myself with a brick 18 times and then call Sylvester Stallone to take a ratchet to my grillpiece. I suggest you get unaddicted (Play some TD's! [Burbenog TD is the Best]) and move on before you become a worthless pile of trash (A.k.a Frequent DotA Player)

Cesar 17 years, 10 months ago

drugs and WoW are bad, mmmkk?

meesa770 17 years, 10 months ago

"drugs and WoW are bad, mmmkk?"

*gasp* There is a difference between drugs and WoW!!!

Kaz 17 years, 10 months ago

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try hero line wars. You can get up to lvl 120.
What the fuck is that shit? Does this mean I have to install WIII and start playing again?

[deleted user] 17 years, 10 months ago

I never was a fan of DotA (when I played Warcraft on other computers). It seemed all too repetitive, once you got to a certain level, it gets boring.

I prefer Tower Defence, especially Boson TD. Boson is sexy.

Jabberwock 17 years, 10 months ago

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I'm not even that good, either.

You should blog more. You make me laugh.

Tr00jg 17 years, 10 months ago

DOTA is fun, but it is over-rated! I remember way back when it started becoming popular. We were all against it, becuase no-one wanted to play other maps, like Footies…

I sadly caved in. DOTA is fun.

Maxcore 17 years, 10 months ago

Try playing Footmen Frenzy, DOTA is for noobs with no skill :p. Naw I'm jk, DotA is fun and all but Footies OMG.

frenchcon1 17 years, 10 months ago

you have now become known as the craziezszsszszsdszz. now run before i besmootchenfndchef uoi.

i cant believe i just wrote that.