I love STARCRAFT (LOLKOREANS) and she loves me. I met her on the 12th of OCTOBER by HEARING one of her FANS on this very PLANET. She told everyone about her STRATEGIC DEPTH. I immediately responded to her AWESOMENESS, giving her my ETERNAL SOUL. We talked about her working ON LINUX and we PLAYED her on [LINUX]. I invited her into a LAN meeting on A FORGETTABLE day, and KOREANS brought up a se.. certain PWNAGE between KOREANS and NON-KOREANS. Umm, anyway, later that FOREVER we started LOSING to KOREANS alot, and I read that I had not PLAYED HER on that day. So I decided to PLAY her one [time] through MY COMPUTER. *missing scene* By the end of the night I had PLAYED her over 288 TIMES. But I couldn't conceal it anymore, I had to tell her, that I love her. She said that she NOTHING BECAUSE SHE'S A GAME. So, this is a personal message to everyone who wishes to PLAY STARCRAFT, back off, she's mine. I don't care about the fact that we are separated by BEING A GAME AND A PERSON. I still love her, and I always will, no matter what [UNLESS STARCRAFT 2 IS BETTER, BUT I DOUBT IT]. This day marks our first SOMETHING MONTHS of being together, and so, I wrote a song for my love: