Ill tell ya,

If your first name begins with an A-G

{

If your last name ENDS with an A-M you get a X-Box 360 pro with 120gb and 4 wireless controllers

If your last name ENDS with an N-Z you get a barbie doll.

}

If your first name begins with an H-M

{

If your last name ENDS with an A-M you get a brand new 1964 ford pickup!

If your last name ENDS with an N-Z you get a bra…

}

If your first name begins with an N-Z

{

If your last name ENDS with an A-M you get a used snot rag.

If your last name ENDS with an N-Z you get a 50 cal automatic machine gun to take to school for show and tell! :D

}

If you do not fit into this catagory you get a stick and some string.

I am in the top catagory…

Cherry Mristmas and a Happy New Fear!

-mesenberg