What will you get?

Posted by mesenberg on Dec. 23, 2008, 1:09 p.m.

Ill tell ya,

If your first name begins with an A-G

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If your last name ENDS with an A-M you get a X-Box 360 pro with 120gb and 4 wireless controllers

If your last name ENDS with an N-Z you get a barbie doll.

}

If your first name begins with an H-M

{

If your last name ENDS with an A-M you get a brand new 1964 ford pickup!

If your last name ENDS with an N-Z you get a bra…

}

If your first name begins with an N-Z

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If your last name ENDS with an A-M you get a used snot rag.

If your last name ENDS with an N-Z you get a 50 cal automatic machine gun to take to school for show and tell! :D

}

If you do not fit into this catagory you get a stick and some string.

I am in the top catagory…

Cherry Mristmas and a Happy New Fear!

-mesenberg

Comments

SteveKB 15 years, 12 months ago

I got a snot rag too :<

fine I'll send you a nuke then! (not wrapped either :D)

RC 15 years, 12 months ago

If I get a Barbie doll, it's your fault so imma shove it up your ass.

F1ak3r 15 years, 12 months ago

I don't want a Barbie… ='(

Acid 15 years, 12 months ago

Quote:
If your last name ENDS with an N-Z you get a 50 cal automatic machine gun to take to school for show and tell! :D

:D

SixWinged 15 years, 12 months ago

I get a 50 cal automatic machine gun to take to school for show and tell! :D

JW 15 years, 12 months ago

do I get what's inside the bra too?

mesenberg 15 years, 12 months ago

you get whatever you put in the bra… O_o

Broxter 15 years, 12 months ago

What u gonna put in the bra jw? :)