Blatant Randomism

Posted by nickkos on Feb. 23, 2007, 7:03 p.m.

Yes a weird title i know.

I am here to adress some random and irrelevant issues I have been hearing about for far too long.

#1 Who the hell cares about anna nicole smith, she is dead, she lived a horrible life as a stripper and such. She was realy emo and liked older men…

#2 GAS PRICES this one has been going on for FAAAARRRR too long!!! No one realy gives a flying shit, realy noooo one!! This is not news…we already know gas prices are too high.

#3 ATHF a threat…

Omg whoever though these litebrites were dangerous needs to kill themselves. ATHF is the best show ever invented never try to bring it down….or i might have to become dangerous lol.

On another note-

My mom said that if i watched the hellions for an hour she would get me some jack in the box…so i agreed when she came back she f'ed up my order.

And another note- WHY IS GM7 taking sooo long to come out? Why in the hell do 9 year olds like the spongebob movie so much?

Assy Mcgee is the most awesomest character I have EVER SEEN!!! He is here to stay, for those of you who dont know who he is…he is an ass. He is a talking ass, who holds a gun with no arms and is a realy bad cop.

BEST ASSY MCGEE EPISODE = Conviction

In this episode assy is hunting down a catholic preist. Near the end he barges into the church and the preist is baptising a baby, the ass begins chasing the preist down, assy picks up the baby, when the preist is cornered he says "what are you going to do shoot a preist?" Assy simply replies…"no but this baby will"

So assy gives the baby his gun and the baby pulls the trigger sending a bullet right into his head…INTENSE!!

Comments

Kenon 17 years, 9 months ago

4 words:

Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

Polystyrene Man 17 years, 9 months ago

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#1 Who the hell cares about anna nicole smith,
1. You. Thanks for bringing it up 2 weeks after the event.

2. The media, because people want to hear about it

3. Anna Nicole Smith, for obvious reasons.

4. Oh, and the rest of her family.

5. Maybe even her friends.

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she is dead,
Eh?

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she lived a horrible life as a stripper and such.
Who are you to judge? Not all people look down on strippers. I don't think Anna Nicole Smith was one of them.

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She was realy emo and liked older men…
She wasn't emo… I shouldn't have to argue that point. She did not like older men. She loved money.

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#2 GAS PRICES this one has been going on for FAAAARRRR too long!!! No one realy gives a flying shit, realy noooo one!! This is not news…we already know gas prices are too high.
Obviously you don't drive.

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And another note- WHY IS GM7 taking sooo long to come out?
Can you wait 'til Wednesday?

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Why in the hell do 9 year olds like the spongebob movie so much?
Because it is intended to be watched by 9-year-olds.

K. Go watch The Number 23.

Polystyrene Man 17 years, 9 months ago

And I agree with Kenon wholeheartedly.

s 17 years, 9 months ago

Quote: Kenon
Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?
Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

Polystyrene Man 17 years, 9 months ago

Quote: serpex
Quote: kenon
Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?
Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?
Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

nickkos 17 years, 9 months ago

no one had anything to say on the ATHF lightbright incedent?

kafeithekeaton 17 years, 9 months ago

It had lightbrights and they glow-wed.

Polystyrene Man 17 years, 9 months ago

What is ATHF?

SleepinJohnnyFish 17 years, 9 months ago

#1 - Although I don't give a shit about Anna Nicole Smith, it should be noted that she was a very popular playboy bunny among subscribers, and was even a cover girl in 1993. She was hand-picked by Hugh Heffner for that role, which is a great honor. She originally planned to be the next Marilyn Monroe, and because of this, she put her face out to the public and ended up publicly humiliating herself on many occasions. That said, she still died the same was as Monroe… naked (No, I'm not kidding here). She also married Howard Stern, which is an amazing accomplishment. The fact that he just got remarried is what people fail to notice is the immediate cause of her death. I only mention all of this because you are making fun of something you know absolutely nothing about and you could use a good cup of shut-the-fuck-up-noob.

#2 - When a war is started, it is wise to get the American people behind you. George Bush failed to do this, and because of that it has caused many problems, and many people are using this as an opportunity to demote his image more and more. One of the largest reactions that was spread around was the rising cost of gasoline, which was a small attempt at causing the dark side of every American to agree to a war in the hopes that it would lower the price. Since by now everyone sees the incompetency of the current cabinet and leadership in this country, that effect wore off and now gas prices have become a large issue, even though they are really not such a big issue to begin with. Deal with it.

#3 - ATHF is a shitty show. 'nuf said.

Kaz 17 years, 9 months ago

Aqua Teen Hunger Force on AS(Adult Swim).