Diamond is the hardest metal known to man.

Posted by rockyran on Oct. 31, 2006, 9:56 p.m.

Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows.

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.

They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.

They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.

They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.

They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.

They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.

They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.

Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.

Comments

Dr_Eechmen 18 years ago

You have too much time on your hands.

HeroofTime55 18 years ago

Why?

And the 9/11 joke… not funny. It's not a subject to joke about, I don't think.

Dr_Eechmen 18 years ago

Agreed.

aeron 18 years ago

Good God!

9/11 joke antipatriotic comment == Totally uncalled for.

Go back to the Rant-n-Raves.

flashback 18 years ago

Are you drunk?

noshenim 18 years ago

metal?

NeutralReiddHotel 18 years ago

He's drunk and he found a diamond. He's currently listening to Rock.

DFortun81 18 years ago

Wow. Just… just wow.

sk8m8trix 18 years ago

XD i cant control my laughter…

They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.

SleepinJohnnyFish 18 years ago

Quote:
And the 9/11 joke… not funny. It's not a subject to joke about, I don't think.

How is it not funny? Thousands of people died. I find that quite humorous.