Diamond is the hardest metal known to man.

Posted by rockyran on Oct. 31, 2006, 9:56 p.m.

Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows.

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.

They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.

They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.

They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.

They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.

They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.

They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.

Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.

Comments

Cesque 18 years ago

Diamond is not a metal you moron. ^_^

Cesar 18 years ago

Diamond is extremely durable carbon formed by extreme heat and pressure… carbon is not a metal, it is a non-metal…

SleepinJohnnyFish 18 years ago

I don't think either of you actually read this blog at all, did you.

Cesque 18 years ago

First of all, I never claimed that I did, second of all, I can't see how this changes anything.

Shork 18 years ago

Diamonds aren't even close to metals. Diamonds are formed by the tetrahedral bonding of several carbon atoms into a large matrix. Metals are more of metal protons floating in a type of "electron sea," thus explaining their ability to conduct electricity, bend, and stretch.

Polystyrene Man 18 years ago

Well… I actually found this pretty entertaining. Apart from the 9/11 joke, that is.

Shork, you have a habit of taking things too seriously. [;)]

rockyran 18 years ago

Actually, don't kill me :P.

I copied it straight from another message board given I found it to be hilarious. And to be honest, I didn't quite "get" the 9/11 allusion.

Cesar 18 years ago

actually, I did get it, I read the entire thing, which was very hard to read… and the 9/11 allusion was pretty… awkward…

Rob 18 years ago

This a joke right? Because I thought the largest diamond was the hope diamond and are you drunk?

abacus 18 years ago

Quote:
diamond made of iron

irony