Dear Ronnica

Posted by rufus on Sept. 11, 2010, 3:51 p.m.

hey i had adream about you, that you thought my trolling was funny and we hooked up, and then you were being a turd at the races and i had to talk to you via 64 digits and facebook on my laptop even though you were like 2 people down from me. then you started wondering around andi couldnt find you. Then i kept asking you "where are you sleeping? are we still together or what? and you ignored me and ignored me. Then i was like "I Love you!" on your facebook and then this guy said i was destined to be second best to him, and i said "well your destinted to be a douche wearing checkered shirts!" then you sent me a IM on facebook saying that my trolling was funny and you wanted to get married. So we did, then we had a baby and then all you would do while it was being born was get on your laptop. I bet thats what would happen in real life.

Comments

Kenon 14 years, 3 months ago

By the end of the night I had given her 100 roses.

True Valhalla 14 years, 3 months ago

@flashback, I lol'd.

Castypher 14 years, 3 months ago

We need more people like Rufus. They help make everyone else look smarter.

Also, I laughed at the banner saying "I FIXED CLOCKS."

Ronnica 14 years, 3 months ago

Oh jeez… just stop. Please.

SteveKB 14 years, 3 months ago

I don't think I've ever had a dream about some one from the internet o___o

Rob 14 years, 3 months ago

What the fuck.

Quietus 14 years, 3 months ago

@meow: i actually have once, but it was with a girl i talked to pretty constantly at the time.

oh yeah i did have a dream about me and Travis (Extravisual) way back, he ended up getting shot and killed toward the end, it was crazy but pretty funny in retrospect.

Rez 14 years, 3 months ago

idgaf, perv

DSG 14 years, 3 months ago

You hear that, Ronnica? He dreamed of sexing you. And now, everybody knows. At least he stuck around for the baby.

SixWinged 14 years, 3 months ago

Ok, I lost track of this story about the time he started talking about turd races.

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By the end of the night I had given her 100 roses.
I lol'd.