Teflon Man²³

Posted by sk8m8trix on Nov. 30, 2007, 7:56 p.m.

Quote: The Teflon Man

It's okay

If you spill your wine

On the Teflon Man

He don't care

it just rolls off of him

He's just a nonstick pan

The Teflon Man

Boop-beep-de-boop

The Teflon Man

Boop-beep-de-boop

He's just a Teflon Man

Walking through life

Nothing stays on him

He just slides right through

Without a care

He's… Frictionless

The Teflon Man

Boop-beep-de-boop

The Teflon Man

Boop-beep-de-boop

One day… The Teflon Man

Met a nice Teflon Woman

They tried to hug

But he slid past her

Falling on the floor

The Teflon Man

Boop-beep-de-boop

The Teflon Man

Boop-beep-de-boop

He's just a Teflon Man

Walking through life

Nothing stays on him

He just slides right through

Without a care

He's… Frictionless

The Teflon Man

Boop-beep-de-boop

The Teflon Man

Boop-beep-de-boop

He lay there on the ground

Shattered into pieces

Broken kaleidescope style

And the Teflon Girl

She slid on past

Waving back at him

There wasn't much

That she could do

Cause her world was Teflon too

Yeah I wrote that song.

So I'm making a new zombie game, it's called Operation Conflict: Force. It's coming along really well. So I'm quite pleased. Also my sister got 3rd in the regional vocabulary contest, my friend Rajiv got first. So he's going to California. So yeah, life is the same old repeating blur its always been. I started drawing a little, I shall show you some of my drawings.

God Save the Queen

A Tribute to Jimi Hendrix

That be blog I guesses…

Comments

Cesar 17 years, 1 month ago

do you even know what the hell Teflon is?

It's a compound with a friction coefficient of nearly zero >_>

sk8m8trix 17 years, 1 month ago

Dose that make a difference? I was just thinking about nonstick pans being made of Teflon, and things just clicked.

shawn 17 years, 1 month ago

kelvar is beta

sk8m8trix 17 years, 1 month ago

Says the fag who changed his name 3 times.

aeron 17 years, 1 month ago

Hi sk8

lyrics are awesome, btw

sk8m8trix 17 years, 1 month ago

HAI AERON!

Thanks.

Apparently Zane hates you now, :( Plz dun be hatin' each other. And you need to get on MSN, I never see you on.

ESA 17 years, 1 month ago

Nice lyrics. They're really good. I don't like your drawing style though. Did you use a scanner for them?

sk8m8trix 17 years, 1 month ago

Yeah, I draw with a sharpie and scan it.

Omega_Squid 17 years, 1 month ago

Are you on drugs?

Admittance is the first step on the road to recovery, sk8. What you have done in the past doesn't dictate what you can do now to fix those problems.

XD

Polystyrene Man 17 years, 1 month ago

Reminds me of Particle Man for some reason:

Quote: They Might Be Giants
Particle man, particle man

Doing the things a particle can

What's he like? It's not important

Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he's underwater does he get wet?

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows, Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man

Triangle man hates particle man

They have a fight, Triangle wins

Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man

Size of the entire universe man

Usually kind to smaller man

Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand,

Millenium hand and an eon hand

When they meet it's a happy land

Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man

Hit on the head with a frying pan

Lives his life in a garbage can

Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?

Does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with person man?

Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man

Triangle man hates person man

They have a fight, triangle wins

Triangle man