Okay guys, I've had enough of your shit, always personal messaging me going "Can I has this" "Can I has that", well the answer is : NO FUCK YOU!

Seriously if I keep having to put up with this bullshit I'll ban you all.

I've also decided that RedChu is a faggot and all faggots are to be systematically banned, so if you're a faggot please head over to our bath sector. Everyone else can hang in the control room by the bath sector viewing screens.

I've also devised me a society of awesome people in charge of collecting faggots:

-Polystyrene Man

-Obelisk

-RawrSpoon

-Serprex

-Clay

-Kenon

-Halibutski (Seaman{lol semen})

Yeah, don't fuck with the luba bitches.

I forgot to make it clear how much I like this one chick…

Francine, if you are reading this, every time I see you, I think about how beautiful you are. All the X chromosomes in the world cant keep us apart (neither can the Y ones). When I look down at your fine genetically altered body, I know that we are meant for each other. I like to dream, dream that we lay on our backs in a small green field, looking up at the red clouds and ignoring the destruction around us.

Francine, I love you.