Everyone was at their stations, things were going according to plan. We were ready, ready for The Great Bamboozle.

We had been waiting for this day for a long time. Murphy pointed out that it would be the greatest day of his life. Petey also thought it to be a big deal, but was less enthusiastic because he thought we would get caught.

The plan was simple, we would sneak in, and put a painted (painted to match the color of the chair) jelly donut on every chair. Likewise for the teacher's chair with the exception that we put three jelly donuts there.

We sneaked in, which was surprisingly difficult when you have a couple boxes of jelly donuts in your hands. It was lunch time, so all the teachers were no where to be seen. We entered the room making a great deal of noise because Ol' Petey was complaining that he couldn't eat some of the donuts.

After we got in, we proceeded to place all of the jelly-filled donuts on each individual chair. We giggled in glee and in victory. As we exited, we were spotted by a janitor mopping the halls. We ran.

We pulled our hoods up so he couldn't see who we were as he chased us down the hall. We hid in the janitor's closet, which seemed like a good idea at the time. Apparently he gave up but he had to get supplies from there anyway.

We got caught, yes. But they couldn't actually find that we did anything, so they let us go.

We all walked to the classroom, knowing in just minutes everyones' backside would be splattered with jelly. We sat down in our chairs. Being the smart/dumb people we were, we put donuts on our chairs too to throw them off.

It actually felt pretty good. The cool gel really relieved me from all that running.

The look on everyone's face (especially the teacher's) was priceless. I almost popped a couple blood vessels trying to hold in my amusement.

It was a successful afternoon. Besides the fact that my pants had jelly on them. I was happy.

The moral of this story is jelly donuts are good for more than just eating.