Simon, Man of God and Skirt

My soul is on fire!

On the wings of great desire!

Off I go to the set of the sun,

To meet with God and kill the vampire.

What fun!

Oh lord! Good lord!

What are you wearing?

Leather skirts are not efficent in vampire slaying!

Your ass is on fire!

Carpe Diem, Prince!

There was a prince in Ys whose wish was to

Be a princess! Tried and tried and he failed!

Prince: “Curse the natures and its awful boo!â€?

Off to his burrow, he cried quite impaired.

His manliness shaken, his mane tamed,

This was no prince! O poor prince! Be a man!

In town, there an apothecary, Ted.

“A potion! Five shillings, no more, no pan!â€?

The potion followed like lamb.

But, the pan would return in one night’s fall.

Back to cooking Grendel, life was a man.

Being a princess was not nature’s call.

He was born a man not woman! Forsooth!

No man needs emotions so aloof.

Meanwhile, the crow sings its sad song

Ja! I hate manchicks, forsooth.

I was thinking about it. The way in the heart of the girl I seek may lie in the fault she sees in me.

Yus, I will exploit my psychotic nature for the benefits of LOVE.

…Once I figure out something. In the meanwhile, I'll show her my exquisite drawings of bar graphs, girly men, and anime girls.

Yus, she will so fall for me.

Also, Allah's purty cool. He's like all God-like and stuff.

Finally, this is Blue Moon Ark with more crap and less glitches. Yus, it's hard and grinding is no use in this rpg wannabe platformer.

It's hardcore.

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