[t] Venesualia

Posted by thernz on Aug. 15, 2008, 3:44 p.m.

The Crustacean Republic of Venesualia

Motto: Dios y Cangrejo (Spanish)

"God and Crab"

Anthem: Tao (Japanese)

Path

Capital

(and largest city) Cangreacas

AWESOME′N, AWESOME′W

Official languages Spanish[2]

National language Spanish (de facto)[2]

Demonym Venesualian

Government Federal Presidential republic

- President Brahma Brachyura

- Vice president Ichiro Mizuki

Independence

- from THE MAN July 5, 1811

- Recognized March 30, 1845

Area

- Total 916,445 km² (33rd)

353,841 sq mi

- Water (%) 0.32[3]

Population

- February 2008 estimate 28,199,822 (40th)

- 2001 census 23,054,210

- Density 30.2/km² (173rd)

77/sq mi

GDP (PPP) 2007 estimate

- Total $335 billion (30th)

- Per capita $12,800 (63th)

Gini (2000) 44.1[citation needed] (medium)

HDI (2007) ▲ 0.792 (medium) (74th)

Currency Cangrejo fuerte[4] (VEF)

Time zone UTC-4:30

Internet TLD .ve

Calling code +58

Obviously, it's better than Venezuela.

Inferno of Anger 2

Now that's out of the way.

Cao Yubi

In the game, she challenges you to a match of manliness. The first to kill the most Box-wearing Communist Cultists wins and the other is shamed and turned into a weapon because they fell in love with the other's awesome.

Box Gent

A gentlemanly being that appears to be a specter. According to the Popedex, they wear cardboard boxes over their head for ritualistic purposes. They appeared after strange "Mind Missiles" (Mind Missiles are mysterious and appear to be spiritual. They inflict no physical harm.) attacked all government buildings in Mainland China. Strangely, every government official is now missing.

Story

Inferno of Anger 2's story is simple. The People's Republic of China is in anarchy as all its government is wiped out in spectacular non-violent fashion. Naturally, assholes try to take it apart for their own wealth while the hero Pan uses his detective skills and fists to find out why a whole government went poof.

And while he's at it, scoring with Chinese girls. OR SO HE THINKS.

Yellow Ranger Rina Aizawa ;_____;

prunyuu~~

Comments

PY 16 years, 4 months ago

Popedex.

Is that like a pokedex for popes?

Can I catch 'eh all?

Cesar 16 years, 4 months ago

No, but you can bless them all.

thernz 16 years, 4 months ago

Crusades are raging in the East.

Mush 16 years, 4 months ago

@Box Gent: Solid Snake?

thernz 16 years, 4 months ago

Yes.

PY 16 years, 4 months ago

Gotta bless 'em all!

Popémon!

Bryan 16 years, 4 months ago

I like the flag…

Juju 16 years, 4 months ago

Popemon!

I love a Crucifixee.

He knew it was his destiny!

Popemon!

Ooh He's my best friend

For a faith we must defend!

Popemon!

The Bible's so true

Our fervour will pull us through

You preach to me, I'll preach to you

Popemon!

Gotta bless 'em all!

POPEMON!

F1ak3r 16 years, 4 months ago

^It'd be better than the original.

thernz 16 years, 4 months ago

I'm sorry to admit that the Popédex won't be in this game. ;-;

It's for another game.