W i i _ = _ L A M E

Posted by ultim8p00 on Nov. 20, 2006, 6:31 p.m.

OK, so I got a wii…and guess what…

It's BAD! It SUCKS!

NOT!

(lol I think Borat brought the "not" joke back)

Actually, I have to say that OMFG IT IS THE BEST VIDEO GAME CONSOLE EVA! Man have you played Wii sports? It's sooo tight! DAYUMN! It rocks! And the graphics actually look pretty good to me. I am a HUGE graphics whore, but for some reason, I don't really care about that. Matt over at IGN said that wii boxing was the worst of the pack, but I think it is the best, followed by bowling and tennis. Golf was the worst for me.

Game I haven't played yet

Trauma Center

Downhill Jam

Also, I got COD and Red Steel. Red Steel was…ok. It definately wasn't as great as I thought it was, but it was ok. The game that really surprised me was Rayman raving rabbids. I didn't expect much from it but it actually rocks! I hope ubusoft releases like a whole new rayman that is only an on-rails fps. Also, CoD was alot better than IGN made it sound. It's really good looking, but definately not next-gen.

Then there's Zelda. I don't think I even need to tell you teh supah roxorz-ness-icity of that game. YOU CAN FREAKIN' RUN AND CUT GRASS! How cool is that? It sound crazy but i've been doing that for hours now, just running and cutting grass. Also, Midna can be a real bitch!

Excite truck was good, but it shuda been at least 4p with AI, if not online.

I feel really sad for redsteel because I wanted it to be a Halo for the Wii. Gamespot gave it a 5.5, and I can see why. I would have personally given red steel a 6.8 to a 7.5 tops; it wasn't a huge dissapointment, but a dissapointment non the less. It felt like the game was rushed, but it's still all right.

MADDEN 07 on the wii was surprisingly good! I really liked madden on the XBOX, but man it's so good on the wii. And also, to all those saying that you get tired, IF MAKING GESTURES WITH YOUR ARM GETS YOU TIRED, YOU NEED HELP! YOU NEED TO START WORKING OUT ASAP!

I really want UBISOFT to take maybe a year or two and make a REDSTEEL 2 or an equivalent.

So there, screw reviews. The Wii KICKS ASS. GO BUY IT NOW.

Also, there's one thing. Everybody talks about how there are billlions of people waiting to but the wii, but what about the cashiers? I mean, come on! THey have to scan and lift 25000 wii consoles!

GAMES YOU MUST PLAY

1.ZELDA (OMG NO WAI IT'S # 1?)

2.RAVING RABIDS (YEAH, IT BEAT RED STEEL)

3.MADDEN (EVEN IF YOU HATE FOOTBALL)

GAMES YOU SHUD BUY IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH CASH LEFT

1.MONKEY BALLS

2.COD 3

GAMES TO RENT

1.RED STEEL(MAYBE…JUST BUY AN EXTRA CONTROLLER IF YOU HAVE MONEY LEFT FOR THIS)

Comments

canttouchthis30 18 years ago

OMFG! Stop Writng About Consoles!

Master_Kakashi 18 years ago

My friend, sam, he compared playing LOZ:TP to "A Threesome with two hawt asian babes" XD

poultry 18 years ago

O M F G _ S T O P _ T Y P I N G _ L I K E _ T H I S _ C A U S E _ Y O U _ L O O K _ L I K E _ A _ N O O B ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Cesar 18 years ago

i always do taht XD

anyways, they tell me the Wii kicks ass

Kaz 18 years ago

They tell me the Wii is in your ass.

Andy 18 years ago

I wanted a Wii at first, but then I realized how much I have always enjoyed the Playstation 2. This and the fact I like playing with a traditional controller setup has led me to seek a Playstation 3.

ultim8p00 18 years ago

They tell me Kaz likes to suck on boys

SumoDeUno 18 years ago

I got the Wii after waiting 13 hours at Wal-Mart. I got Red Steel and I give it an 8/10. I actually bought the Wii mainly to play Zelda but Wal-Mart didn't have it…. They had Excite Truck, Rayman, Happy Feet(wtf), and Madden. I wanted to get Excite Truck and Madden but ran out of money. Didn't want to get Rayman cuz it's Rayman but I have seen extremely good reviews everywhere.

Next games to get:

1.Zelda(fuck yeah)

2.Madden

3.Rayman

4.Metroid 3(when it comes out)

Oh, and Wii Sports was way better than I expected.9/10

Omega_Squid 18 years ago

Rayman is a very good and original platformer, as for the newest one, words cannot describe its 1337

I suggest you try it out Sumo

Cant wait till Brawl and Metroid 3 though! :D

ultim8p00 18 years ago

I know. Rayman is really good. You should give it a try, seriously. It's funny as hell