OK, so I got a wii…and guess what…

It's BAD! It SUCKS!

NOT!

(lol I think Borat brought the "not" joke back)

Actually, I have to say that OMFG IT IS THE BEST VIDEO GAME CONSOLE EVA! Man have you played Wii sports? It's sooo tight! DAYUMN! It rocks! And the graphics actually look pretty good to me. I am a HUGE graphics whore, but for some reason, I don't really care about that. Matt over at IGN said that wii boxing was the worst of the pack, but I think it is the best, followed by bowling and tennis. Golf was the worst for me.

Game I haven't played yet

Trauma Center

Downhill Jam

Also, I got COD and Red Steel. Red Steel was…ok. It definately wasn't as great as I thought it was, but it was ok. The game that really surprised me was Rayman raving rabbids. I didn't expect much from it but it actually rocks! I hope ubusoft releases like a whole new rayman that is only an on-rails fps. Also, CoD was alot better than IGN made it sound. It's really good looking, but definately not next-gen.

Then there's Zelda. I don't think I even need to tell you teh supah roxorz-ness-icity of that game. YOU CAN FREAKIN' RUN AND CUT GRASS! How cool is that? It sound crazy but i've been doing that for hours now, just running and cutting grass. Also, Midna can be a real bitch!

Excite truck was good, but it shuda been at least 4p with AI, if not online.

I feel really sad for redsteel because I wanted it to be a Halo for the Wii. Gamespot gave it a 5.5, and I can see why. I would have personally given red steel a 6.8 to a 7.5 tops; it wasn't a huge dissapointment, but a dissapointment non the less. It felt like the game was rushed, but it's still all right.

MADDEN 07 on the wii was surprisingly good! I really liked madden on the XBOX, but man it's so good on the wii. And also, to all those saying that you get tired, IF MAKING GESTURES WITH YOUR ARM GETS YOU TIRED, YOU NEED HELP! YOU NEED TO START WORKING OUT ASAP!

I really want UBISOFT to take maybe a year or two and make a REDSTEEL 2 or an equivalent.

So there, screw reviews. The Wii KICKS ASS. GO BUY IT NOW.

Also, there's one thing. Everybody talks about how there are billlions of people waiting to but the wii, but what about the cashiers? I mean, come on! THey have to scan and lift 25000 wii consoles!

GAMES YOU MUST PLAY

1.ZELDA (OMG NO WAI IT'S # 1?)

2.RAVING RABIDS (YEAH, IT BEAT RED STEEL)

3.MADDEN (EVEN IF YOU HATE FOOTBALL)

GAMES YOU SHUD BUY IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH CASH LEFT

1.MONKEY BALLS

2.COD 3

GAMES TO RENT

1.RED STEEL(MAYBE…JUST BUY AN EXTRA CONTROLLER IF YOU HAVE MONEY LEFT FOR THIS)