Raped by girls!

Posted by ultim8p00 on Sept. 7, 2007, 4:12 p.m.

He blogs again!

Haven't blogged in a good while.

Anyway, I FINALLY turned eighteen! I couldn't wait dammit. Now I can order porn on my debit card without fear!

Seriously though, I had one of the most kickass-est birthday parties ever. It started out pretty dull, not a lot of people were showing up and I thought the party was going to flop. Turns out I was freaking out for nothing because it was only 9pm. People didn't start coming until 11pm. Then, we did the regular birthday stuff like eat stuff and mingle. Then at a little past midnight, we all went downstairs into the basement and there was music. I was bday boy so I got special treatment aka being the middle of the sandwich and stuff like that. Did a lot of dirty dancing and grinding, especially with this one girl(FWB? maybe lol), but nothing off-the-wall. Well, I got pretty tired so I went into the guest room. There were a bunch of girls in there playing games and gossiping as usual. They were like "hey it's bday boy" and I was like "yeah yeah wtv where's my present" and they are like "oh we got one for you". I wasn't even paying attention when all of a sudden I hear someone yell "LET'S JUMP HIM!" and the next minute there's like a bunch of girls rushing at me and stuff. So they got me on the ground and I was like "argh get off me" but of course that was just bull. I was loving it lol! I got a lapdance from almost every one of them (4 out of 6 girls is an "almost" right? right? hehe). It was great. One of them was on me and yelled "i'm so horny" or something like that but nothing more happened though. It was still awesome!

Contrast that with my life right now and it's the complete opposite. Im in college right now and it sucks! 17 credit hours of mostly science classes, six hours of homework every fuckin' day! Short essay tests and random quizzes! Im a freakin study-a-holic now. I turned down a "date" (just dinner with a friend lol…but I have hope)to study! It's that fuckin' bad! I basically have no life. I do almost NOTHING fun.

Also, I got Metroid Prime 3 for teh wii - but wait! I can't fuckin' PLAY it because I don't have the time! Aagh can't wait for December! The end of my misery!

Comments

ultim8p00 17 years, 2 months ago

@ludamad

oh…oooh…oh…nope that's not pleasurable at all.

Extravisual 17 years, 2 months ago

How can you own a Wii and say you almost had sex?

Killpill28 17 years, 2 months ago

[LieingLoser]Well, hos like teh Wiis!

With meh l33t skills I inpressed tem hos.[/LieingLoser]

^^Don't ask^^

Really, girls love Wiis in most cases.

Crane-ium 17 years, 2 months ago

Well, I would assume that if a girl raped a guy, the girl would be buff and ugly…so I don't think being raped would be very thrilling.

Rob 17 years, 2 months ago

@Quietus Residue

lol

@Kenon

o_O

Tasm 17 years, 2 months ago

I'll be legal in a few months.

SleepinJohnnyFish 17 years, 2 months ago

It is impossible for a woman to rape a heterosexual male.

AKA you like men.

Castypher 17 years, 2 months ago

I always love to see SJF come in and crash the party.

XD

Shork 17 years, 2 months ago

It's not impossible for women to rape men. They may be body builders with 7 black belts in karate and jujitsu. And they'd probably use a strap-on.

ultim8p00 17 years, 2 months ago

yep, typical sjf

actually, you guys are missing the point. i wanted an attractive title that went with my blog and looks like i got one lolz