I was originally going to title this "I used to be a well coordinated human like you, but the I took a skateboard to the knee", but…
Anyway, Saturday was an amusing day. I got home from work and saw my brother and sister skateboarding on our driveway. Here's a transcript, for the court:
Quote:
Witness testimony– Ohshitskateboard –I was walking down the driveway at about 2:30 PM…I looked down and saw the skateboard that my sister had just stepped off. So I decided to try skateboarding again, for old time's sake…Next thing I knew, I was lying on the ground, and couldn't feel my knee.
Skyrim? Tony hawks skateboarding something?
No on both accounts.
Hexen.
No, I played that last month.
Have you pretended to be House yet?
(P.S. sorry about your knee, I know how much of a pain in the knee they can be.)I've never watched House, and my knowledge of it is limited to what I've heard about it from the few, scattered remnants of the advance scout force I sent to TVTropes.
Hobble around with your stick being an incessant asshole to everyone you see and you've pretty much nailed it!
I see, I seem to have that covered. So long as poking people with the stick and being incessantly sarcastic about the situation counts.
That sounds fun, apart from the pain of course!
The game is either something with kicking in it or lawyers/courts. o.o I don't think I have ever heard of a game like that.