Mega can't skateboard...

Posted by Astryl on Sept. 3, 2012, 3:30 a.m.

I was originally going to title this "I used to be a well coordinated human like you, but the I took a skateboard to the knee", but…

Anyway, Saturday was an amusing day. I got home from work and saw my brother and sister skateboarding on our driveway.

Here's a transcript, for the court:

Quote:

Witness testimony

– Ohshitskateboard –

I was walking down the driveway at about 2:30 PM…

I looked down and saw the skateboard that my sister had just stepped off.

So I decided to try skateboarding again, for old time's sake…

Next thing I knew, I was lying on the ground, and couldn't feel my knee.

Begin the cross-examination.

Anyway, I twisted my knee and did something funky to the cartilage (An old problem of mine) at the same time; so now I'm hobbling around with a stick, trying to keep my leg straight. Woohoo.

I'd kick something if my leg was able to…

I'd write more, but I'm too busy playing a certain game. +1 for the first person to guess what I'm playing. Evidence is in the above blog…

Comments

eagly 12 years, 2 months ago

Do you want to talk about it, Toast?

Toast 12 years, 2 months ago

Why must such a finely crafted witticism about eagly's unmentioned return from absence be ruined by sexual innuendo

Visor 12 years, 2 months ago

Seriously am I the only guy who thinks DaggerHog's name sounds like some kind of 80's super hero?

(this is in relation to what Mega said about him and a few others being in a closet).

Astryl 12 years, 2 months ago

Kinda reminds me of a fanmade Robot Master/Maverick. It's missing a syllable or two though.

@toast: I dunno. By the way, where's Rob?

Toast 12 years, 2 months ago

Quote:
By the way, where's Rob?
Nothing would surprise me

Astryl 12 years, 2 months ago

Sure. What if you mysteriously woke up on the rooftop of a rundown apartment in the middle of Johannesburg, South Africa, with a vuvuzela in one hand and an angry mob on the streets below?

Toast 12 years, 2 months ago

I meant concerning Rob's location, not me personally.

Standing up too quickly surprises me.

Astryl 12 years, 2 months ago

True.

pounce4evur 12 years, 2 months ago

Obviously Skyrim. I'm playing it like crazy, too. :3

Am I the only one who was hoping for a video? ._.

JuurianChi 12 years, 2 months ago

The blog is about skating, are you playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater HD?

Edit: No, duh. It's Phoenix Wright.

Damn you, Eagly.