Wow, this really has split people. I think noodles are winning though.
How could a noodle possibly split a person? They're too limp to cut through flesh.Rice, on other hand, is very dangerous when traveling at high speed. How do you think so many Asians die in typhoons each year? Yep, high-speed rice. Tragic.
Uncooked noodles could possibly be a great threat aswell, when fired in high velocity. Due to it's relatively low density it would not make a high damage per hit. One other disadvantage with noodles compared to rice, is the fact that noodles, when thrown/fired, likely would shatter by the presumedly high acceleration and thus greatly reducing the accuracy. I'm sure though, if you got enough noodles (and time) you could indeed split a human being in half.
Because of noodles ability to please my taste buds, I pick noodles anyway.
Pasta was tomato sauce and a hard boiled egg on top accompanied by a nice loaf of Italian bread and a nice complex an dry red wine. Therefore…. noodles win???
Risotto rice cooked with olive oil, garlic/paprika/saffron, and served with mussels, shrimp and sausage. And bottle of vintage Rioja.Therefore, rice wins!EDIT: and served by a beautiful dark-skinned girl with Moorish eyes.
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I prefer noodles over rice, rice over burnt toast, and normal toast over stale bread.
I read that as 'Rice bowls and noodles rock', making me wonder why you wouldn't just get a noodle bowl for your noodles.
Oh, and rice is FTW, noodles are meh.Wow, this really has split people. I think noodles are winning though.
Uncooked noodles could possibly be a great threat aswell, when fired in high velocity. Due to it's relatively low density it would not make a high damage per hit. One other disadvantage with noodles compared to rice, is the fact that noodles, when thrown/fired, likely would shatter by the presumedly high acceleration and thus greatly reducing the accuracy. I'm sure though, if you got enough noodles (and time) you could indeed split a human being in half.
Because of noodles ability to please my taste buds, I pick noodles anyway.A noodle can cut someone in half if it's made of chainsaws.
Shattering noodles = shotgun.
Are you ready for this?
Pasta was tomato sauce and a hard boiled egg on top accompanied by a nice loaf of Italian bread and a nice complex an dry red wine. Therefore…. noodles win???@avatrol: that sounds great, but how about this?
Risotto rice cooked with olive oil, garlic/paprika/saffron, and served with mussels, shrimp and sausage. And bottle of vintage Rioja.Therefore, rice wins!EDIT: and served by a beautiful dark-skinned girl with Moorish eyes.