So my laptop got here today! I guess I'm a Macbook-toting hipster now. I gotta find a nearby coffee shop to haunt ;_;

Fresh out of its wrapping!

And setting up!

And logged in!

I am going to post a blog about stuff that has occurred over the last week. You have been warned. Just to fill you guys in (if you didn't know already), I have been running on a fairly crappy low-end computer that can't even run Minecraft since February. Also, I …

I can't be absolutely sure without more testing, but it appears that I just fixed the server. 99% sure. Me and Bob and Jeremy have been playing for the last hour-and-a-half and it has not had any of that nasty lag-hiccuping that has plagued us for so long. In fact, …

It was 1993, the day the alien conquerors came. They came in great ships, blocking out the sun as they always did in television shows and in films. They had but one thing to say, and it was this:

First off, lets get this out of the way:

Also known as, fuck you, not another rupee!

I went from being unemployed, to being employed! I now work at a small company that does iPhone games and applications. Woo! Better yet, it's work from home, and I get co-op credit for it (co-op is sort of like a paid internship). Normally, such a job would be something …

So, Notch has visited the playboy mansion recently! Ah, the perks of being a famous game developer!

I heard the name "Wii U" and I could not help but think of Ling from Kung Pow:

Hooray! I'm blarghing again!