Ode to Spam

Posted by DesertFox on July 19, 2007, 9:12 p.m.

<p align=center><b>Ode to a Small

Lump of Green Spam

I Found in My Armpit

One Midsummer Morning</b>

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,

Thy micturations are to me

As plurdled gabbleblotchits

On a lurgid bee.

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes

And hooptiously drangle me

With crinkly bindlewurdles,

Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,

See if I don't!</p>

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New avatar - thats how I feel when viewing the GMC. But me and FredFrederickson are both looking into 2D sprite to 3D prism conversion techniques, and mine is coming along rather well - you've all seen me blather about 2D poly to 3D prism stuff, and 2D sprite to 2D poly is much tougher if you want to auto-generate it (and I know how ^_^) The theory behind it is simple as a whole, but the steps themselves are complex, and implementation itself is the programming equivalent of the Devil. Okay, not really, I've just been busy at work and haven't had time to code much.

I cant wait to see what Fred does though.

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DrMoreau finally made another Twilight Zone game - his Eye of the Beholder will always be one of my favorite GM games. - http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=314268 - The Zanti Misfits

Its not as fun as I had hoped, but its still pretty sweet. Here is Eye of the Beholder - it is pure awesome. http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=160023&hl=

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Represent!

Skidmark Physics

Exquisite Lava Example

Yeah, bump dem topics. They are good examples of mine and are being ignored over stuff like " Pokémon Goldensky Engine" which doesnt even belong in the FAQ/Tutorial section.

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I'm thinking about setting up some sort of contest - gamedev of course. Suggestions?

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I got a PM from someone who I guess likes my 3D modeler.

Quote:
From mrsmes

i have a idea

i think if you could create a model editor then you could make a 3d room editor and object editor and effect maker and 3d game maker all in one with c++ since your so talented with it and you you could give examples and instructions on how to use the code in your help file and some action libraries and a action library maker and extension maker and then people would stop bugging you about to do more stuff in 3d.

maybe then you could make a maker for the console language like xbox and playstation after learning how that language works and then tell us where we can get something to make our own consoles and then have every console language to exist in that console game creation shareware and all the features of game maker and 3d game maker.

Please just those three things and i will stop bugging you and start telling more users who would like to make 3d games and those who want to put them on to a console if they think it's worth it. also people would find it great and easy to use then some one can make a engine maker to make dlls for it and a tycoon maker to make a tycoon game of their own.

O_O How in hell does he know about my learning C++? Stalker!

Comments

aeron 17 years, 3 months ago

Quote:
Ode to a Small

Lump of Green Sperm

I Found in My Armpit

One Midsummer Morning
Shit I misread it! :O

panzercretin 17 years, 3 months ago

@ Kaz: I have that, too.

Kenon 17 years, 3 months ago

Quote: DF
New avatar - thats how I feel when viewing the GMC.
I thought that's how you felt when I showed you my spritework of REZ: Under the cloak.

sk8m8trix 17 years, 3 months ago

Quote: Kairos
Theme for a contest? Twice upon a time, a fox was living in a desert. A beast approached the fox while it was sleeping. The fox woke up, and saw a monster… it looked like it weighed over 9,000 pounds! The first time the fox was no match; it was easily flattened into the ground. The second time…

Sounds exactly like the fucking theme from Megaman X

Josea 17 years, 3 months ago

Quote:
I'm thinking about setting up some sort of contest - gamedev of course. Suggestions?
A game about nothing. That would be great!

You really think people will care about any contest you or anyone sets up? Nope. Remmeber Luda's 64D RPG contest?

ludamad 17 years, 3 months ago

gml: That only failed because I didn't rate the game submissions XD

RetroVortex 17 years, 3 months ago

If you make a contest,

make a comedy contest!

The funniest GM game wins!

(that doesn't mean it has to be a crappy game though…)

s 17 years, 3 months ago

@Retro=No.The last thing DF needs is a bunch of unfunny wnabe funny games

RetroVortex 17 years, 3 months ago

maybe not a comedy game,

but it should have a theme, but not a complex one like an RPG,or a common one like platformers and TDS…

Any holiday events coming up…

Could have a holiday theme…

FireflyX 17 years, 3 months ago

Quote:
You really think people will care about any contest you or anyone sets up? Nope. Remmeber Luda's 64D RPG contest?
Remember my pacman contest? Only 3 people entered after i made about 5 blogs! However DF is more popular than me so we'll just see how his contest (if there is to be one) turns out.