I just uploaded 5 of my crappiest games to YoYo Games. Even Quest for Vengeance, a game so bad I haven't even uploaded it here. None of my screenshot pictures qualified as JPG, PNG, or GIF, so I just grabbed random pictures from my computer and used those. Including one photo I took of the chemistry department's hallway using a terrible $10 digital camera from Dollar General. …I know, a ten dollar item from the dollar store… That camera is horrible. That picture is the clearest image it has ever made.

So if you feel like checking out my stuff on YoYoGames, check this:

this

Did you check it? Good.

Now download all my games on YoYo Games so I look better than I deserve to. And don't stop until I've got all my games in the top ten. DO IT!

Don't go thinking I'm supporting YoYo Games now, I don't. I just wanted to see how my crappiest crap compares to their mediocre crap.

Why do I think YoYo Games will ban me? Because I have completely random screenshots that have absolutly nothing to do with the game. My descriptions of the games are terrible, and Quest for Vengeance is extremely violent in an almost adorable Hippie-killing way.

I'd upload these games to 64 Digits, but then I'd completely ruin my reputation.

EDIT: As of may 12, Cannon Man is the 23rd most downloaded game on YoYo Games. Awesome. Thanks for downloading 401 times. No I feel like I have to actually finish it.