YoYoGames will SO ban me.

Posted by Shork on May 11, 2007, 1:48 a.m.

I just uploaded 5 of my crappiest games to YoYo Games. Even Quest for Vengeance, a game so bad I haven't even uploaded it here. None of my screenshot pictures qualified as JPG, PNG, or GIF, so I just grabbed random pictures from my computer and used those. Including one photo I took of the chemistry department's hallway using a terrible $10 digital camera from Dollar General. …I know, a ten dollar item from the dollar store… That camera is horrible. That picture is the clearest image it has ever made.

So if you feel like checking out my stuff on YoYoGames, check this:

this

Did you check it? Good.

Now download all my games on YoYo Games so I look better than I deserve to. And don't stop until I've got all my games in the top ten. DO IT!

Don't go thinking I'm supporting YoYo Games now, I don't. I just wanted to see how my crappiest crap compares to their mediocre crap.

Why do I think YoYo Games will ban me? Because I have completely random screenshots that have absolutly nothing to do with the game. My descriptions of the games are terrible, and Quest for Vengeance is extremely violent in an almost adorable Hippie-killing way.

I'd upload these games to 64 Digits, but then I'd completely ruin my reputation.

EDIT: As of may 12, Cannon Man is the 23rd most downloaded game on YoYo Games. Awesome. Thanks for downloading 401 times. No I feel like I have to actually finish it.

Comments

E-Magination 17 years, 7 months ago

lol @ Bob799

Tyranic-Moron 17 years, 7 months ago

I went on and rated everything as awesome XD

Castypher 17 years, 7 months ago

Hmph…you guys are still banging on YoYoGames? That's pathetic. I think they're looking pretty good as far as professionalism is concerned, but bear in mind the site is for ANYONE to submit a game. The standards aren't set as high as 64Digits.

You guys really need to give it a chance.

<_<

Wabak 17 years, 7 months ago

You're not really helping, the whole yoyogame site is based on user rating. By submitting crappy game and having people rate it high, you make Yoyogames much worse then it should be. It sort of a loop, you hate Yoyogame because its bad but you help make it bad.

Castypher 17 years, 7 months ago

It's true that there are a lot of "unworthy" games, but as Wabak said, you're not helping the slightest. 64Digits is for the better games, YoYoGames is for everyone.

BlaXun 17 years, 7 months ago

I like yoyo-games!

The site provides a nice layout and easy to use interface.

It lets you upload all your "shit" and provide lots of information about your game.

The bad thing is the forum…that one really fails ^^;

But…yoyo-games is not bad, but most games you can find there are bad.

Its a shame that some people even rate bad games GOOD!

Those are the people that should get banned, not the ones that submit bad games!

FireflyX 17 years, 7 months ago

^You are a first

Castypher 17 years, 7 months ago

They need to see 64Digits' standards, then rate.

FredFredrickson 17 years, 7 months ago

I agree with BlaXun… there isn't anything wrong with YoYo Game, except for some of it's users. [:P]

DevonX 17 years, 7 months ago

Yeah, I at first didn't like YoYo, but then I realised after 3 blogs ranting against it, its not them thats bad. You people doing this kind of shit make it suck.