I just uploaded 5 of my crappiest games to YoYo Games. Even Quest for Vengeance, a game so bad I haven't even uploaded it here. None of my screenshot pictures qualified as JPG, PNG, or GIF, so I just grabbed random pictures from my computer and used those. Including one photo I took of the chemistry department's hallway using a terrible $10 digital camera from Dollar General. …I know, a ten dollar item from the dollar store… That camera is horrible. That picture is the clearest image it has ever made.
So if you feel like checking out my stuff on YoYoGames, check this:thisDid you check it? Good.Now download all my games on YoYo Games so I look better than I deserve to. And don't stop until I've got all my games in the top ten. DO IT!Don't go thinking I'm supporting YoYo Games now, I don't. I just wanted to see how my crappiest crap compares to their mediocre crap.Why do I think YoYo Games will ban me? Because I have completely random screenshots that have absolutly nothing to do with the game. My descriptions of the games are terrible, and Quest for Vengeance is extremely violent in an almost adorable Hippie-killing way.I'd upload these games to 64 Digits, but then I'd completely ruin my reputation.EDIT: As of may 12, Cannon Man is the 23rd most downloaded game on YoYo Games. Awesome. Thanks for downloading 401 times. No I feel like I have to actually finish it.
Firestormx: I HATE FUCKING Yo Yos!!!!Erm…
Who would fuck a yo yo?I was surprised. YoYo Games looks really nice, but a lot of the games are crap. Like "LadyBug Boy's Adventure Through Music" or something like that. I guess after seeing this site as my first Game Maker site, my standards are unrealisticly high. I am at the point where I say "What? No 3d graphics with high speed dynamic lighting? No online massive multiplayer killfrenzy with realistic blood splatter? This games gets a 3/10"
Even if they cared, It would take them like 3 months to ban you. lol
Actually that didn't even cross my mind - but like I said, it is the users that will make or break the site. My games wouldn't be up at the top if it wasn't for the users of the site. YoYo Games has nothing to do with them being there. [:P]
heh, I got over 1000 kills on your tank master game.
I hope that chalkboard was a thing created for stupidity…Killin, it's really all about the fact that they're a very bad site… reasons? fine
1) The name itself is stupid… YoYo games? WTF? yeah, name it after a popular toy and suck the life out of the name2) The site opened about a week after its planned launch, and it was STILL buggy3) GM now is called "pro" edition… what kind of professional actually uses GM? What company uses it??more reasons? ask somebody else, I'm rarely onThe AI on Tank Master cheats. The enemy tank aims for your respawn point before you get there. I didn't know I was that good at AI programming.
I got over 6000 kills on Quest for Vengeance, that's only because if you wait long enough, hundreds of hippies pile up on top of each other so one hit gets a couple hundred of em.