Not even norton can protect you. [VH]

Posted by V on Oct. 25, 2007, 8:12 p.m.

Me again, with tales of a very fast game against some friends in DND, shocking truths, and maybe some random story to take up space. :D

—–life—–

Nothing new, I have decided to get a job at the local sonic since all the other places simply won't reply to me (Damn internet applications), so tommorrow, I will see if I can get an interview. Also, I have totally memorized my script for theatre. Total shame we have 3 more classes of rehearsel left. >:(

"Your driving has dramatically improved" Sez my dad, so I feel good about my skills.

And, as for DnD, we have a club in school named the "Chess and gaming club" But it's really just the DnD club. The chess part is a cover up to get the school thinking it's good for thinking skills. XD Anyways, we've had our first quick skirmish to get used to the game (We didn't play with a rule book, so thank god) And it was me and 2 other people, and I was a wizard halfling with 6 health, one bard (MahFreenAmeh) And a fighter. You see, the fighter's minimum damage was in fact, 7. Ameh and I had 6 health total. We were fucked to begin with, since I had amateur spells (MAJIK MIZZILE!!!1!) And the arena was small enough to where the fighter could charge across the entire map and slice up the bard in his first turn. I was behind alot of stone, so I couldn't see the scene, and I didn't know how many other people or what kind of people would be in the arena, and I had the bad luck to go last, so, the fighter goes first (Gee, ain't that great) And note the 2 cannot see me at the moment, so I had time to read over and study my spells so I can cast them ASAP. Within the first turn, the fighter charged across the whole arena, and killed the bard in one deft chop through the head (Great axe, and the bard screamed like bloody hell, so it kinda flipped my character out) And I had my character look where the scream came from (I'm also a halfling, so think 3 foor tall hobbit looking at a grown man with a massive great axe) And casted magic missle. SINCe it is only level 1, it was a 1D4 (4 sided die for those that don't know) And was like a rock hitting him in the forehead, and a sharp rock at that. Charges me, and cuts me in half. Great story, isn't it? But next time, we'll be fighting an enemy team of flying spaghetti monsters! YAY!

—–THE TRUTH—–

Alright, know from here on, I'm slightly furry now. Don't ask how the hell it happened, but I got interested in it. So yeah, all needed to be said. Anyone banging me about it will get their comment deleted, no matter how insightful it is, so watch for that. <_<

—–RANDOM—–

www.youtube.com <– Search 'boot to the head' and enjoy, too lazy to post the direct link.

This is the end for now, so say your thoughts. Will update on friday's happening's.

~Vanhelsing~

Comments

V 17 years ago

Yup, it's both, but we play it old - school, the way it should be played.

DesertFox 17 years ago

Quote:
Wait, your a furfag?

:O I'm not a fag kthx

Anyway… Welcome to the club! Sorta anyways.

Just don't become one of the creepy people who take it way too far. Kay? Cause that'd be bad. *shudder*

:D

Grand-High Gamer 17 years ago

And you had to tell us that you wank to anthropomorphic animals why?

DFortun81 17 years ago

Norton sucks anyways. Spy-Bot S&D FTW.

kikko fergae 17 years ago

Spybot SAD is pretty amazing for a non-comercial program.

bendodge 17 years ago

Yeah, but Spybot is for spyware. The very best antivirus is NOD32. It's the only antivirus that constantly detects polymorphic viruses, according to av-comparatives.org's tests.

I wouldn't use Norton if it were freeware.

DesertFox 17 years ago

As what ghg said, thats what I meant by creepy people taking it too far. Stay away from stuff like that.

ludamad 17 years ago

lol @ DnD being a videogame

Kenon 17 years ago

DFox called me a furry because I would "Hugglez" him.

V 17 years ago

Heh, yeah. I'm not that kind of creepy person, so yeah. Thanks for the welcome-ish. XD

lol @ instant anti virus discussion.