Star Ocean: Till the End of Suck

Posted by kafeithekeaton on June 3, 2007, 12:42 a.m.

As some of you know, I run a website named Lloyd Owns fayt. Basically, it's a site where we make fun of Star Ocean: Till the End of Time and its fans because the game is just so ridiculous.

What do I mean?

Well, take a look at this video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NrBRTeSrI-I

The first thing you'll notice is the nail-on-a-chalkboard voice acting. Then, you'll notice the horrendous dialogue. I could go on, but I think you get the point that the game is generally pathetic. You also get the point that the main character is a socially inept dork who can't function properly with women.

And, that's just getting started. The plot of the game goes like this:

You're on a planet.

Aliens attack.

You escape to an olden planet.

You get involved in a filler story for most of the game.

They steal the plot from the Matrix and attach it to the end.

And, that pretty much sums it up.

All in all, I have too much free time and nothing to do in it except make fun of badly done RPGs. HOORAY FOR SUMMER!

Comments

Scott_AW 17 years, 5 months ago

Glad I didn't get it. Whats with RPGs these days that the concept of a compelling story and characters is like a plagued rat you just don't want to touch?

n0bel Arts 17 years, 5 months ago

Yes, indeed. About 1/3 of the way through the storyline and nifty battle mechanics were actually quite charming, but the Elicoor2 part dragged on for way too long. Sucky ending, too.

The invention-system also was monumentally frustrating.

Requiem 17 years, 5 months ago

I have to agree, Tales of Symphonia is better.

Kaz 17 years, 5 months ago

Well, I see why you don't like it. That was pretty lame.

Ever play the second star ocean for the PS1? What did you think of that? IMO it's the greatest RPG I've ever played.

s 17 years, 5 months ago

…ya,running a website to denounce some game is really sad

kafeithekeaton 17 years, 5 months ago

Denouncing the game isn't its sole purpose, though. The real fun is that we get people who are obssesive over the game come to the site. Then, it really gets fun. > : D

s 17 years, 5 months ago

That is why you don't use spaces in ASCII faces

kafeithekeaton 17 years, 5 months ago

Nah, I need to play that Star Ocean. Along with Earthbound, as well.

Nighthawk 17 years, 5 months ago

You should make another LOF game, but using those GMPhysics ragdoll physics! [:P]

Kaz 17 years, 5 months ago

Quote:
Nah, I need to play that Star Ocean. Along with Earthbound, as well.
Hm well I happen to have a copy of it. If you want, I could give give it to you. PM me if interested.