An Interview with Kafeithekeaton

Posted by kafeithekeaton on Sept. 16, 2006, 11:45 p.m.

YEAHS! I get to do my job today!

As you all should know by now, I run Lloyd Owns fayt, a forum dedicated to fayt pwnzing. Now, there, I also take my n00b smashing. It's fun.

However, I'm doing an interview here, which is also my job.

Yeahs! So, I, the intelligent Kafeithekeaton, know of that blog made to question me and my political standpoints and I am happied by it. It makes me smile.

Why? Because, I like my job.

Quote:

Kafei has pissed me off, so these are the reasons as why he is a n00b:

1) he loves bad games, ALL BAD GAMES (DToD [THE HORROR!], Halo FTW, Dragon War, Johnny series, etc.) so you'll get at least one fan of your game no matter how bad it is.

2) he thinks WIPs are for n00bs… for God's sake, i prefer releasing a WIP and getting comments on how to improve it than to release the finished product and getting flamed on how bad it is…

3) he ACTUALLY tried to outsmart shadow yoshi, which we know is impossible for a n00b.

4) he prefers the name: kafeithekeiton rather than kafei, for the love of God, if your name is Jacob, people will call you Jake for simplification

5) he worships MrKubus, god of n00bs. (as of just recently, he says he IS MrKubus)

That's my job, Paccy, and I very much enjoy doing it. Now, Let's start:

First off, I don't personally care for Drink Tea or Die. It's a good game, but, it's too short for my liking. I like longer and more complex games. The other ones, I like. Why do I like them? Because, they're awesome. Like Rez said, none of you can understand me. ;P

Secondly, I don't think WIPs are for n00bs. I just find it n00bish when someone insults someone's games when they themselves have only WIPs, which is the case with most of my insulters. These insulters, by the way, ignore my actual "good" works.

Shadow Yoshi? Oh yeah, he's that guy who sent me a PM and told me I couldn't respond back to him. I sent him a message back that he must have gotten because he responded.

You've got your facts wrong, man. I prefer the name Kafeithekeaton to the name kafie. For you see, kafie is stupid and a mispelling of Kafei(which is also a good name). It would be like me calling you Rm. That's Rabbid Mickey. That's like, not all of Rabbid Mickey Mouse's name.

Ah, MrKubus. He's my chum. We sit down for tea everyday and disscus funny stories of our youth and ancestory. Did you know that MrKubus's ancestor invented the lace panty? It's a funny story really. It involves a tricycle and a young boy from Sweden with a bag on his head…

Also, why do you think GMClans is full of n00bs, when you do not visit it?

Thank you for your questions or statements made to be answered as questions. It was a nice talk.

Anywho, as of late, I, Kafeithekeaton, have been taking Driver's Ed and suffering through the men behind me making penis jokes across the room three hours a day for the whole week. Ah, luckily, I'm almost done.

Sometimes, I find it very hard to not to judge people when they act like retards. Especially when they make penis jokes and act like retards… yeah, I'm getting paranoid of penis jokes.

Or am I? Maybe I like penis jokes so I'm telling you I'm paranoid of them so that you'll make them on my blog and I can laugh at them?

Or maybe I'm just telling you the truth? You can never know with me! >:D

Whatever the case, if you read this, I hoped you enjoyed it, MrKubus.

*edit*

Also, FDD found this today:

Go Love Ninja

It's the best site in the world!

Comments

Cesar 18 years, 3 months ago

yes, i do act retarded at times, but when needed, i show major knowledge, and you can't argue with that…

i'm not going to flame, since melee would probably warn me… -_-

kafeithekeaton 18 years, 3 months ago

I show major knowledge when needed, man. It's just never needed from me. :P

Thus, we have the lovable fuzzball known as Kafei that we all know and love.

V 18 years, 3 months ago

@mastermind i know how much he's driving you nuts, but try not to pick any fights with him, in the end, someone just ends up getting banned for awhile. same goes for keaton, delete the flames and get on with your miserable lives then. that, and he's got a good reason to sound like he's old as hell… he's one year older than me, makin him a senior citizen. XD

DFortun81 18 years, 3 months ago

@vanhelsing: Thanks for implying that I must be older that dirt if kafei is Ancient… :'(

Go get 'im Mastermind! :D

chiggerfruit 18 years, 3 months ago

You guys are just idiots. You both act more immature than my 7 year old brother. You criticize each other about your flaming and your immaturity when you should be criticizing your damn hypocracy. Now shut the hell up and save us all from the drama or i'm gonna help ya myself. And Kafei, talking like a smart ass is just as bad.

Yah… i have pms, it's 4:00 am, so sue me.

NeutralReiddHotel 18 years, 3 months ago

[:(]

kafeithekeaton 18 years, 3 months ago

Hey, I'm just minding my own business on the blog and along come these three legged donglies throwing insults at me. I'm not insulting them; I'm just trying to have reason. :P

sinkhead 18 years, 3 months ago

What are three legged donglies?

<p style="color: #FEFEFE;">Your mother, maybe?</p>

Cesar 18 years, 3 months ago

i always snag comment 23…

Cesar 18 years, 3 months ago

also, kafei, stop freaking flaming, the more you insult, the angrier and more agressive us mexicans get, so shut the hell up.