An Interview with Kafeithekeaton

Posted by kafeithekeaton on Sept. 16, 2006, 11:45 p.m.

YEAHS! I get to do my job today!

As you all should know by now, I run Lloyd Owns fayt, a forum dedicated to fayt pwnzing. Now, there, I also take my n00b smashing. It's fun.

However, I'm doing an interview here, which is also my job.

Yeahs! So, I, the intelligent Kafeithekeaton, know of that blog made to question me and my political standpoints and I am happied by it. It makes me smile.

Why? Because, I like my job.

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Kafei has pissed me off, so these are the reasons as why he is a n00b:

1) he loves bad games, ALL BAD GAMES (DToD [THE HORROR!], Halo FTW, Dragon War, Johnny series, etc.) so you'll get at least one fan of your game no matter how bad it is.

2) he thinks WIPs are for n00bs… for God's sake, i prefer releasing a WIP and getting comments on how to improve it than to release the finished product and getting flamed on how bad it is…

3) he ACTUALLY tried to outsmart shadow yoshi, which we know is impossible for a n00b.

4) he prefers the name: kafeithekeiton rather than kafei, for the love of God, if your name is Jacob, people will call you Jake for simplification

5) he worships MrKubus, god of n00bs. (as of just recently, he says he IS MrKubus)

That's my job, Paccy, and I very much enjoy doing it. Now, Let's start:

First off, I don't personally care for Drink Tea or Die. It's a good game, but, it's too short for my liking. I like longer and more complex games. The other ones, I like. Why do I like them? Because, they're awesome. Like Rez said, none of you can understand me. ;P

Secondly, I don't think WIPs are for n00bs. I just find it n00bish when someone insults someone's games when they themselves have only WIPs, which is the case with most of my insulters. These insulters, by the way, ignore my actual "good" works.

Shadow Yoshi? Oh yeah, he's that guy who sent me a PM and told me I couldn't respond back to him. I sent him a message back that he must have gotten because he responded.

You've got your facts wrong, man. I prefer the name Kafeithekeaton to the name kafie. For you see, kafie is stupid and a mispelling of Kafei(which is also a good name). It would be like me calling you Rm. That's Rabbid Mickey. That's like, not all of Rabbid Mickey Mouse's name.

Ah, MrKubus. He's my chum. We sit down for tea everyday and disscus funny stories of our youth and ancestory. Did you know that MrKubus's ancestor invented the lace panty? It's a funny story really. It involves a tricycle and a young boy from Sweden with a bag on his head…

Also, why do you think GMClans is full of n00bs, when you do not visit it?

Thank you for your questions or statements made to be answered as questions. It was a nice talk.

Anywho, as of late, I, Kafeithekeaton, have been taking Driver's Ed and suffering through the men behind me making penis jokes across the room three hours a day for the whole week. Ah, luckily, I'm almost done.

Sometimes, I find it very hard to not to judge people when they act like retards. Especially when they make penis jokes and act like retards… yeah, I'm getting paranoid of penis jokes.

Or am I? Maybe I like penis jokes so I'm telling you I'm paranoid of them so that you'll make them on my blog and I can laugh at them?

Or maybe I'm just telling you the truth? You can never know with me! >:D

Whatever the case, if you read this, I hoped you enjoyed it, MrKubus.

*edit*

Also, FDD found this today:

Go Love Ninja

It's the best site in the world!

Comments

Kaz 18 years, 3 months ago

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Hey, I'm just minding my own business on the blog
If you dont want people to flame you, dont come here. Go back to GM Clans where they worship you.

Firebird 18 years, 3 months ago

Don't mind Dabridge (or Mastermind), he just picks a side, dosen't think and starts flaming.

If I can't have it, no one has it!

kafeithekeaton 18 years, 3 months ago

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also, kafei, stop freaking flaming, the more you insult, the angrier and more agressive us mexicans get, so shut the hell up.
I'm not insulting anyone.

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If you dont want people to flame you, dont come here. Go back to GM Clans where they worship you.
Who says I don't. ;P

rockyran 18 years, 3 months ago

kafeithekeaton, people don't flame you if you act competent. As of now, you haven't shown one iota of intelligence, hence the incessant flaming from every which way. Sit down, buckle up, make an effor to have quality games and then people will respect you. Nobody here flames anyone else without a reason. Just think on that one for a bit

Cesar 18 years, 3 months ago

rockyran is right, no matter how retarded some of us act, most of us show we're actually geniuses, for example, chiken acts retarded but is an awesome coder, i act retarded and have great physical and chemical knowlege. so don't think you're smart, because you're not.

Acid 18 years, 3 months ago

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kafeithekeaton 18 years, 3 months ago

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kafeithekeaton, people don't flame you if you act competent. As of now, you haven't shown one iota of intelligence, hence the incessant flaming from every which way. Sit down, buckle up, make an effor to have quality games and then people will respect you. Nobody here flames anyone else without a reason. Just think on that one for a bit
People shouldn't flame anyone when they don't do anything wrong. I've not done anything wrong to these people and they've insulted me. Personally, I don't much care for respect around the community, but when people insult you back for doing nothing to them, there's a problem. Personally though, I'm going to start ignoring them and hitting the report button instead.

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rockyran is right, no matter how retarded some of us act, most of us show we're actually geniuses, for example, chiken acts retarded but is an awesome coder, i act retarded and have great physical and chemical knowlege. so don't think you're smart, because you're not.
That's real funny, you know. Just think about that for a second man. I don't mean it in an insulting way, either, just seriously think about what you just said. :P

rockyran 18 years, 3 months ago

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People shouldn't flame anyone when they don't do anything wrong. I've not done anything wrong to these people and they've insulted me. Personally, I don't much care for respect around the community, but when people insult you back for doing nothing to them, there's a problem. Personally though, I'm going to start ignoring them and hitting the report button instead.

You don't have to directly insult people for them to not like you. Making sub-par-quality games, announcing your love largely-hated games like DToD and THEN stating you actually aren't a n00b are all great reasons for people to flame you. You never actually have to say "YoU'RE retARded!!!Shift+1!!!1!" for people to not like you.

kafeithekeaton 18 years, 3 months ago

So then, you support the right to insult people because someone doesn't like what they do? Tsk. I stated I wasn't a n00b because people called me it. I didn't start any of this.