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So, this isn't an RnR mainly for the reason that I'm not being temperamental on this issue. I'm really seriously laughing my butt off just reading about the stupidity of the users lately. I feel like I'm turning into Takagi with every blog I post XD.

So, I venture into the world of n00bs, the realm where they teem with life, which is the Graphics forum of the GMC. I really to this day, wonder how these people can enter the Graphics forum and cause so many disruptions, especially because of the fact that you WOULDN'T expect absolute ignorance coming form these forums. But boy was I wrong.

Perhaps the most hilarious topic I have encountered in months is the following:

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Where should I start…where should it start. Well, let's go down by posts, mmmk?

First off, the creator is making the 129,239,394th attempt at a Pokémon game. But what is so special about this one you ask? Because this guy made a RIDICULOUS request disguising it as a "contest". Clever? Far from it. It's really just a sad request.

Let's go down the list. Second post (NOTE: these are all condensed for space's sake):

Quote: super Mario

This is for you! montalbano! ONE thing is for a fact my game is almost the same as the original! I just can't post it for a download cause i can't find a place to put it! Oh yeah one more thing,apparently though you are justa pokemon hater cause you can't enjoy yourself or anything else in life cause your spoiled. if you don't like Pokemon then don't post hate posts and just turn the other way! Nobody asked for your opinion!

So funny it's not even funny. Firstly, how in hell is hating Pokémon making someone "spoiled"? A Pokémon hater constitutes someone hating life? This is just gold!

So, montalbano responds, flaming as well and saying that Super Mario is a 3 year old and Super Mario responds:

Quote: super Mario

Also i'm 18 years old i have a girlfriend,a job and a descent home and education. And i'm already signed up for the University of DiVry which is popular and well know through the U.S. so don't try to correct me.

Funny has hell too. Who in hell's name is going to make a Pokémon game at 18? I mean, there's losers who sleep in their Batman pajamas till 2 in the afternoon, but seriously, this guy's a total loser. YES! I know he's not 18. He's lying :P Not only this but he has a "descent home and education"…DESCENT home…and education. Literally laughing out loud. University of DiVry? What the freak is that? I swear I haven't heard of it and I'm sure no one around here has either.

Ok, look ONE post above:

Quote: cidd

i like how you make fun of his spelling and put your instead of you're the contraction of you are

your grammar not is well

I'm seriously laughing out loud as I'm typing this. "Your grammar is not well"……………….this has got to be written down as the most retarded thing a human being can say! LOL to infinity on this one.

So people from all over the world come to this topic to flame montalbano, praising Pokémon to death. Hmm….I THINK I can pinpoint a rough estimate of their age…

So the topic gets reported, closed, end of story. But I was seriously laughing my ass off for at least 10 minutes after reading this topic. Just read it yourself and you too will have a hearty laugh or two…or three.

Well, while we're at it, let's look at another topic:

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Desertfox, I think someone beat you in your "decipher my code" challenge. Try to decipher this

Quote: Some n00b

well i would likme it if you posted then on the fourm or give a linki plus i need spites quick im ready to make the game when thats done

If anyone can tell me what he just said, you'll get a Rocky cookie. Seriously, they're the best around.

So, just when you thought n00bs could piss you off even more, here come these two topics. I mean, they didn't piss me off. They actually made me laught heartily at their stupidity. They're SO stupid they make me laugh for minutes on end. I'm going to keep an eye on the Graphics forum for when I need a good laugh. I suggest you do too.

melee-master 18 years, 4 months ago

Haha. I've heard of that university.

basilamer 18 years, 4 months ago

I did. It has gay c0mmersials th0ugh. anyway maj0r n00b! yup he's lying! its called DeVry lol.

Eternal 18 years, 4 months ago

Hahahaha, that is great. The guy said something about 'opinion', and it's spelled right…

aeron 18 years, 4 months ago

lol yeah thats awesomely funny! too bad I missed the flame war, I would've sided with montalbano or whatever… lol. devry.

Arcalyth 18 years, 4 months ago

I've heard of that university, but it's "DeVry", not "DiVry".

Also, I didn't find those topics funny.

-Halo

Quote: Halospree13

I didn't find those topics funny( im gay!)jk

HALO HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!

I blame Melee.

Maybe Ludamod. (I know this is going to get edited XD)

V 18 years, 4 months ago

baziiboy is right on that. i see commercials on devry every once in awhile, but this guy is SAD beyond all hell, lol.

DesertFox 18 years, 4 months ago

That is indecipherable.

membrain 18 years, 4 months ago

Quote: person being quoted

I think he is speaking in "spacemonkey" not sure… I read it in a book somewhere once.

anyway…

Devry is a technical institute, quite well known here in the US by the majority, if your in High School or above chances are you know of it.

But seriously… The Graphics forum is pretty bad, I stay out of there as often as possible… But curiosity gets the better of me, I even have a topic or two xD

Funniest. Topic. Ever.

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