Funniest. Topic. Ever.

Posted by rockyran on July 25, 2006, 8:45 p.m.

So, this isn't an RnR mainly for the reason that I'm not being temperamental on this issue. I'm really seriously laughing my butt off just reading about the stupidity of the users lately. I feel like I'm turning into Takagi with every blog I post XD.

So, I venture into the world of n00bs, the realm where they teem with life, which is the Graphics forum of the GMC. I really to this day, wonder how these people can enter the Graphics forum and cause so many disruptions, especially because of the fact that you WOULDN'T expect absolute ignorance coming form these forums. But boy was I wrong.

Perhaps the most hilarious topic I have encountered in months is the following:

CLICK FOR ETERNAL HILARITY

Where should I start…where should it start. Well, let's go down by posts, mmmk?

First off, the creator is making the 129,239,394th attempt at a Pokémon game. But what is so special about this one you ask? Because this guy made a RIDICULOUS request disguising it as a "contest". Clever? Far from it. It's really just a sad request.

Let's go down the list. Second post (NOTE: these are all condensed for space's sake):

Quote: super Mario
This is for you! montalbano! ONE thing is for a fact my game is almost the same as the original! I just can't post it for a download cause i can't find a place to put it! Oh yeah one more thing,apparently though you are justa pokemon hater cause you can't enjoy yourself or anything else in life cause your spoiled. if you don't like Pokemon then don't post hate posts and just turn the other way! Nobody asked for your opinion!
So funny it's not even funny. Firstly, how in hell is hating Pokémon making someone "spoiled"? A Pokémon hater constitutes someone hating life? This is just gold!

So, montalbano responds, flaming as well and saying that Super Mario is a 3 year old and Super Mario responds:

Quote: super Mario
Also i'm 18 years old i have a girlfriend,a job and a descent home and education. And i'm already signed up for the University of DiVry which is popular and well know through the U.S. so don't try to correct me.
Funny has hell too. Who in hell's name is going to make a Pokémon game at 18? I mean, there's losers who sleep in their Batman pajamas till 2 in the afternoon, but seriously, this guy's a total loser. YES! I know he's not 18. He's lying :P Not only this but he has a "descent home and education"…DESCENT home…and education. Literally laughing out loud. University of DiVry? What the freak is that? I swear I haven't heard of it and I'm sure no one around here has either.

Ok, look ONE post above:

Quote: cidd
i like how you make fun of his spelling and put your instead of you're the contraction of you are

your grammar not is well
I'm seriously laughing out loud as I'm typing this. "Your grammar is not well"……………….this has got to be written down as the most retarded thing a human being can say! LOL to infinity on this one.

So people from all over the world come to this topic to flame montalbano, praising Pokémon to death. Hmm….I THINK I can pinpoint a rough estimate of their age…

So the topic gets reported, closed, end of story. But I was seriously laughing my ass off for at least 10 minutes after reading this topic. Just read it yourself and you too will have a hearty laugh or two…or three.

Well, while we're at it, let's look at another topic:

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Desertfox, I think someone beat you in your "decipher my code" challenge. Try to decipher this

Quote: Some n00b
well i would likme it if you posted then on the fourm or give a linki plus i need spites quick im ready to make the game when thats done
If anyone can tell me what he just said, you'll get a Rocky cookie. Seriously, they're the best around.

So, just when you thought n00bs could piss you off even more, here come these two topics. I mean, they didn't piss me off. They actually made me laught heartily at their stupidity. They're SO stupid they make me laugh for minutes on end. I'm going to keep an eye on the Graphics forum for when I need a good laugh. I suggest you do too.

Comments

Firebird 18 years, 4 months ago

I get a ROCKY COOKIE!? Hells yes!

Quote:
well i would likme it if you posted then on the fourm or give a linki plus i need spites quick im ready to make the game when thats done
EQUALS!

Quote:
Well, I would like it if you posted them on the forum or gave a link. Plus, I need sprites quick. I'm ready to make the game when that's done.

Rocky cookie?

NeutralReiddHotel 18 years, 4 months ago

Yeah, Devry kicks monkey. Wait, hold up,

Quote: Some stupid noob you can find at the GMC
Also i'm 18 years old i have a girlfriend,a job and a descent home and education. And i'm already signed up for the University of DiVry which is popular and well know through the U.S. so don't try to correct me.

Hahaha! girlfriend? Ha! I bet this bitch is just some 10 year old with a really big beer belly farting all day on his computer seat. Seriusly, lmao.

Oh, and I want a rocky cookie, cuz I just described this n00b.

Joewoof 18 years, 4 months ago

OMG hahahaha!

Stained Glass 18 years, 4 months ago

The first on was hilarious, and the second one… we should lock him in a padded room and the only thing he can do is read a dictonary.

rockyran 18 years, 4 months ago

Firebird, you get a RockyCookie :P

dabridge….you can have one too.

Acid 18 years, 4 months ago

I've never heard of DiVry. But I hear about DeVry sometimes.

Also, neither of them were that funny. They were just getting on my nerves with so many spelling and grammar errors on a forum.

Takagi 18 years, 4 months ago

Quote:
12 January 1989
That's the guy's birthdate according to his GMC profile. That puts him at around 16~17. Meh. Sad.

The second thread. Gah! What kind of user name is 10 years old game maker? That's the thing I hate, waving your age out like a red card and start crying when people call you a 10 year old….

Quote: his signature
i have ff site and am trying to make a mutiplayer online game go to my site and asighn for a job like strory desin puting the game together ect the bigger the job the bigger the cred and good theing

is we will know the short cuts on it and be probley very strong on the game the site is.
I know 4 languages, have friends who know German, Spanish, and French, but none of us can decipher this. It's time for Mr. Robert Langdon to come on up! (DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons anyone?)

Quote: Omega Metroid
Spriters can smell 'suck' on a programmer a mile away.
Hah! I love that!

If this thread weren't so entertaining, I'd yell at you for not reporting the topic.

Cesar 18 years, 4 months ago

lol, that's funny, i've heard it on G4, so he's obviously a 12-15 year-old who watches G4 and tries to act cool…

such a retard…

and why does he make it like a contest when he could just request, not like it's stupid, Pokemon is one of the best known RPGs out there, and it's really addicting too…

Takagi 18 years, 4 months ago

Say what? People on G4 go to DiVry?

melee-master 18 years, 4 months ago

Quote:

Spriters can smell 'suck' on a programmer a mile away.

That's an awesome quote.