Funniest. Topic. Ever.

Posted by rockyran on July 25, 2006, 8:45 p.m.

So, this isn't an RnR mainly for the reason that I'm not being temperamental on this issue. I'm really seriously laughing my butt off just reading about the stupidity of the users lately. I feel like I'm turning into Takagi with every blog I post XD.

So, I venture into the world of n00bs, the realm where they teem with life, which is the Graphics forum of the GMC. I really to this day, wonder how these people can enter the Graphics forum and cause so many disruptions, especially because of the fact that you WOULDN'T expect absolute ignorance coming form these forums. But boy was I wrong.

Perhaps the most hilarious topic I have encountered in months is the following:

CLICK FOR ETERNAL HILARITY

Where should I start…where should it start. Well, let's go down by posts, mmmk?

First off, the creator is making the 129,239,394th attempt at a Pokémon game. But what is so special about this one you ask? Because this guy made a RIDICULOUS request disguising it as a "contest". Clever? Far from it. It's really just a sad request.

Let's go down the list. Second post (NOTE: these are all condensed for space's sake):

Quote: super Mario
This is for you! montalbano! ONE thing is for a fact my game is almost the same as the original! I just can't post it for a download cause i can't find a place to put it! Oh yeah one more thing,apparently though you are justa pokemon hater cause you can't enjoy yourself or anything else in life cause your spoiled. if you don't like Pokemon then don't post hate posts and just turn the other way! Nobody asked for your opinion!
So funny it's not even funny. Firstly, how in hell is hating Pokémon making someone "spoiled"? A Pokémon hater constitutes someone hating life? This is just gold!

So, montalbano responds, flaming as well and saying that Super Mario is a 3 year old and Super Mario responds:

Quote: super Mario
Also i'm 18 years old i have a girlfriend,a job and a descent home and education. And i'm already signed up for the University of DiVry which is popular and well know through the U.S. so don't try to correct me.
Funny has hell too. Who in hell's name is going to make a Pokémon game at 18? I mean, there's losers who sleep in their Batman pajamas till 2 in the afternoon, but seriously, this guy's a total loser. YES! I know he's not 18. He's lying :P Not only this but he has a "descent home and education"…DESCENT home…and education. Literally laughing out loud. University of DiVry? What the freak is that? I swear I haven't heard of it and I'm sure no one around here has either.

Ok, look ONE post above:

Quote: cidd
i like how you make fun of his spelling and put your instead of you're the contraction of you are

your grammar not is well
I'm seriously laughing out loud as I'm typing this. "Your grammar is not well"……………….this has got to be written down as the most retarded thing a human being can say! LOL to infinity on this one.

So people from all over the world come to this topic to flame montalbano, praising Pokémon to death. Hmm….I THINK I can pinpoint a rough estimate of their age…

So the topic gets reported, closed, end of story. But I was seriously laughing my ass off for at least 10 minutes after reading this topic. Just read it yourself and you too will have a hearty laugh or two…or three.

Well, while we're at it, let's look at another topic:

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Desertfox, I think someone beat you in your "decipher my code" challenge. Try to decipher this

Quote: Some n00b
well i would likme it if you posted then on the fourm or give a linki plus i need spites quick im ready to make the game when thats done
If anyone can tell me what he just said, you'll get a Rocky cookie. Seriously, they're the best around.

So, just when you thought n00bs could piss you off even more, here come these two topics. I mean, they didn't piss me off. They actually made me laught heartily at their stupidity. They're SO stupid they make me laugh for minutes on end. I'm going to keep an eye on the Graphics forum for when I need a good laugh. I suggest you do too.

Comments

DesertFox 18 years, 4 months ago

XD the topic has been closed!

gamehawk 18 years, 4 months ago

Pretty funny, both of them, the one guy made some valid points, but he's a jerk. I doubt he's very old either. Pokemon is stupid, but it's good to test your RPG programming, because all the monsters and people are available so you don't have to spend time devoting to graphics. Once you do a little test though, and it's going smooth, change the graphics.

Cheers,

gamehawk [:)]

Takagi 18 years, 4 months ago

Pokemon isn't stupid, at least Gold and Silver/Red and Blue aren't. It's childish, but I still find it VERY fun. That game introduced me to RPG's. [:)]

NeutralReiddHotel 18 years, 4 months ago

*Agrees with mrpacman0* It's a good RPG, and yeah, I missed his age by some years…

And I got a RockyCookie! w00t!

*Eats*

Tastes like Rock, lol.

Cesar 18 years, 3 months ago

Yeah, GS and RB are the best there are, after that they screwed it up with ugly pokemon… ugh…