PUSH FOR 1337! and retarded quotes

Posted by wazu on Oct. 28, 2007, 3:24 a.m.

HRRRRRR, GUUUUUHHHH, RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA….

There, I pushed.

Okay, I want to have 1337 hits…. wouldn't it be nice? I just noticed how close I am, and it makes me feel… idk, hrmmm…. it makes me feel…. *raises one eyebrow in bewilderment*… hmm…. I really don't feel alot different…

erm… firefox thinks okay isn't a word…

AND NOW, QUOTES TO SCARE PEOPLE ON MSN, DELIVERED EXPERTLY BY A FEW SINGER/BANDS:

"Everybody look at me! me!

I walk in the door, you start screa-ming" - Nelly Retardo (okay, okay…. Furtado)

"HEY HEY, YOU YOU!

I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE ME!

NO WAY NO WAY!

YOU KNOW IT'S NOT A SECRET!

HEY HEY, YOU YOU!

I WANNA BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" - Avril Lavigne

"I think (this part really high pitched) she's outside!

(returns to normal pitch) in the bathtub,

with two other naked guys…

or was it three other naked guys…" - The Tutts

"I got-

hair on my chest

I look good without a shirt" - Tom Waits

"it's da MIBs…

HERE COME TEH EM I BEES!!!!!" - Will Smith

"I'm gonna cl-o-o-o-se,

muh body nao." - Madonna (I tried imagining it… and it took 3 weeks of intensive therapy to get over it)

"Gimme Gimme Moar,

Gimme Moar,

Gimme Gimme Moar" - Britney Spears (proving that she's still a dumb blonde)

"I want to see you make decisions,

hvvisaut (it's without, but the accent makes it sound weird) your television" - Rammstein

"I think I saw your body before I saw your face" - Freestylers

Ooo, ooo!

Nearly forgot, I made a little BF2 Sandbox movie thing. Bear in mind it was done in only one day… CLICK, BISH!!!

Comments

Tasm 17 years ago

Luda: It's not like anyone really knows the true origin of the phrase. There are too many possibilities to be 100% sure.

ludamad 17 years ago

Zipper: But since when is a day when no one is killed called OK?

Polystyrene Man 17 years ago

Understatements were in at the time.

wazu 17 years ago

And I missed my 1337 moment =O

Does this make me not-1337?

wazu 17 years ago

that's not just phat, it's 0B3ZE!!!!!

Zac1790 17 years ago

Your past 1337 so I guess that's something like, 'Beyond 1337'.

OK.

You can add that to your list of quotes.

I agree with the avril lavigne thing. That song is on my 'most hated songs' list. And it's #1 on it too. It happens to be the very song that destroyed the mind of everyone who played Burnout 2 (at least, I think it was 2…).

wazu 17 years ago

that's a very positive way of thinking of it

MMOnologueguy 17 years ago

Quote:
I hate all those singers!!
except rammstein, right…?

???

and yes, you are in fact beyond 1337.

wazu 17 years ago

wewt!

How poonage is that!?!