First of all, let my express my distaste in fads. I hate them, and people that follow them.

Well, my friend (mentioned in my previous blog) appears to have the best horrible luck I've ever seen. I'll let the source speak for itself:

Today, it seems, my one good friend back in Alaska got hit by a large truck while dirtbiking. Apparently his fuel tank exploded, sending him up in flames. 80 percent of his body has been burned. Not only that, but the collision of the truck completely shattered his pelvis and …

They were completely and utterly written in the spirit of intense sarcasm. I think people understood that about the first, but I had thought including lines from Rick Astly's "Never Gonna Give You Up" and signing my name as "Sigmund 'Halibutski' Freud" would utterly give the sarcasm away for the …

Oh, Ronnica, my dearest, thou hath let me down. I feel not shall I recover in the years that cometh, leave still the months that cometh. I mourn for the loss of thou, as thou were so dearest to me. I love thee, and still, I love thee, and forever …

Like, seriously, Ronnica is the best person I've ever met. If it weren't for her, my life would end here and now. I LOVE Ronnica! I love her so much, in fact, that I've named my new game entirely unrelated to her name. It's called… RONNICA (aRe y …

Contest time.

Right, so several months ago my grandma decided to send me this twenty-five dollar gift certificate for Wal-Mart. I am not a huge Wal-Mart fan, so I never spent it. Until today.

So I decided to extend my spring break by two days and skip Thursday and Friday. I just didn't feel like going, but it's very ironic where I got the idea.