A stingray?

Posted by Shork on Sept. 5, 2006, 1:30 p.m.

By now, everyone has heard that Steve Irwin, the crocodile, has been killed by a stingray. We all knew that something would get him someday, but I don't think anyone would have guessed stingray. I was thinking more like a cowboy riding a T-Rex while using a flamethrower, or a polar bear driving a motorcycle with a machine-gun weilding frog-man in the sidecar. A stingray is kind of boring. The most terrible part of this is that the stingray attack was filmed, and even though the film will not be shown on television, some asshole is gonna put it up on the internet, gauranteed.

Comments

hobomonkeyc 20 years ago

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Steve Irwin, the crocodile,
Steve irwin is not a crocodile

Rez 20 years ago

Thats just disrespectful, does it really matter how he dies? He is dead now and all you can say is a joke?

ludamad 20 years ago

I agree with REZ, this isn't funny at all. And he isn't a crocodile.

AthamX 20 years ago

And I agree with all three of you

noshenim 20 years ago

:|

shadowstrike32 20 years ago

Shork, you are an asswipe. He died doing what he loved in an almost tragic accident and leaving behind a family of 3 to live without his influence or support. Now his kids are going to grow up without a man in the house.

All you can do is joke about how he could have gone down better. That is just cruel. Joking about people's deaths is by insanely inhumane, and certainly untolerable around people who actually knew him. He died doing what he loved, thats what mattered.

Vote +1 for a warn for shork

Arcalyth 20 years ago

^Seconded^

This is just sad. Get a life.

-Arc

ludamad 20 years ago

Guys, don't over-exaggerate. He just made a bad joke, he didn't kill a thousand kittens.

rockyran 20 years ago

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A stingray is kind of boring.

I never thought death was supposed to be fun

Kaz 20 years ago

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he didn't kill a thousand kittens.
I would be less sad if a thousand kittens were dead instead of Steve [:(]