Suspect no longer: I am a dinosaur.
Tis true; every character you read has been painstakingly typed out by my rather curved claws, which dangle awkwardly at the end of my too-short arms. Approximately every three sentences I let loose a blood-curdling howl, something to instill fear into every sissy-boy in a twenty mile radius.
My floor …[CONCEIT] I demand a banner.
Hello.
I've become rather less than enamored with my current banner, which has a certain "default" feeling attached to to it. It just seems so drab: dark storm clouds rippling across a plain of digits just doesn't do it for me anymore.There was a time when I could whip …[GENIUS] php, you are a cruel mistress.
Gander in awe at my title, and be blessed with the knowledge that yes, kevboh has jumped on the proverbial "bandwagon" and rather comically appended the sad, lonely truth as a prefix to his illustrious titles.
Now, let us return to the topic at hand. I am currently tasked with …I woke up today seized with an intense feeling of self-adoration
Which actually happens to be every day.
In other news, I haven't used gamemaker in a long time, which I'm sure will depress you, my avid readers, to no end. You're probably thinking along the lines of self-mutilation, but let me assure you: there will be a day where …Girl Talk
If you are reading this, then it means you are not currently watching Girl Talk perform live, and therefore you are not cool.
If you were to now exclaim "Dear me! I must now go and drive to the nearest concert venue to watch Girl Talk perform," then you would …What's with everyone's bizarre rating schemes?
Dear most people I've seen rate games recently,
I've seen a lot of really bad rating here recently (and by bad I mean poorly done, not a low score). So I wrote this list of rules, and if you follow it, you might not kill an angel or something:1) …My Life Story
I was born a tender, loving babe to a lovely couple, <i>while they were skydiving</i>. As they were not ready for a child yet, and they were about to depart on a trip to the rim of an active volcano, I was given to a pack of wild snakes to …
Interest In Applications?
Hey-
I never post.Does anyone have any interest in non-game applications?For example, if I were to make a pretty full-featured matrix manipulation program, a sort of free and not-as-complex version of matlab, would it be used?Speaking of matlab, i have math homework to do. Later.What I'm doing as of NOW.
Well, I started the movement engine for my brilliant masterpiece.
But I'm putting that on hold to teach myself more advanced php and write group blogging software.Anyone interested in helping/joining me in writing this, let me know. There is a possibly of me selling the end product.Yours,kevin …Hello there.
Hi everyone.
None of you probably remember me. A while ago I signed up at the urgings of michael, who you all know as twisterghost.I made one W.I.P. and quickly grew overwhelmed by the callings of the scholastic world.However, I am now in the death throes of senior …