Recently, I've been thinking, one of those questions that's really simple, but also a really horrible, really dangerous question; What if?

This is something that you'd all have asked yourself, at some point or another, many times over. that is, what could I have done differently? what would have changed, …

Today, as i was enjoying myself a nice lunch, at one of those English coffee houses, that are not only not in England, but are also not houses, that i often find myself at.

It has a quaint atmosphere, two employees, and a kitchen smaller than a single-person sweatshop. So, …

So, there i was, ordering myself some fries at some local fast food shack when one of my friends asked me: "What do you want out of life?"

I had to stop for a while here, and think, and think, and think. Right then and there, I wanted to buy …

If that horrible title didn't get through your thick skull, I'm making some pizza.

Everyone loves pizza, and i thought I'd make some.

Anyone else want to make pizza? OK.

Here's what you do.

You get the phone-book, and look up the nearest pizza company.

Call them, and order a …

so here we are, a civilized race. One child for every parent, one nuclear family, we are a race of educated people. we have lots of money, crime is down, income is up, happiness all around.

We are a perfect, happy, race, that operates without a hitch; well, maybe we …