I know all of you are going to cringe at this, but you would lie if you said that you haven't heard about this already. I know you're all educated enough to have watched the news for the past 6 months.

So I'm saying a big fuck you to social media as it is such a huge piece of shit distraction for me in my times of studies. Yes. it is true, the more I'm offline the more I get bored and forced to do the work I have to do. …

let's see if i waste today or not. oh who am i kidding i probably am, but if i don't, i'll think of today as a success. rue the day or not? hmmmm

fuck solo work. i am not a lone wolf. i don't think anyone is. whoever says they are, are bullshit liars who should have their pants on fire. fucking hippies

my rat is sick. she's been sick for weeks now. rats have the unlucky death sentence from birth of having almost 100% of having a respiratory infection at one point, and it's usually what kills them. i got my rat as a feeder rat… she was supposed to be fed …

I became real as fuck. I was lord reiddsan, who gave my very important and critical judgement to the world. The all loving but very fair lord that shared everything. anyone that takes this gift and rejects it can go dine in hell… but the fair few that stayed for …

"I met you in the alley, all covered in maggots."

So today I went to work, like I always do, and then I go up to my co-workers and tell them they are all idiots that can't do their job right. They go, "oh David," resume their duties, and pretend that my insult didn't affect them when I know deep …

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